The Energizer Bunny should make a run for its money. The True Love Honey Bunny just keeps on going, and going, and going until you just can’t take it anymore, leaving you wiped out, but restless for more of that orgasmic Honey Bunny lovin.’

I was surprised that this rabbit vibrator took my breath away. Compared to other rabbit vibrators I have seen and own, it is not nearly as thick, large, or girth-y. From tip to base, its girth is around the equivalent of at least three of my fingers pressed together. The TPR material is smooth and bendable with ridges on the shaft to provide more oomph and give for the thrusting. The most eye-catching accessory of this vibrator is obviously the Honey Bunny itself. It is shaped exactly like a bunny with its cute cotton tail, beady eyes and nose, tantalizing smile, and elongated ears that stretch out to tickle the almighty clitoris. More realistically, the ears don’t only tickle the clitoris; they deliciously torture her. Pleasure torture is divine; the True Love Honey Bunny reaches that mark oh so well.

It only takes 2AA batteries to get the Honey Bunny going. You have to twist on the knob REALLY tight and might have to even smack it a few times to actually get it to start. Once it starts, it welcomes you with a LOUD buzz that just barely makes the bed shake (and that’s before you get down to business!). There are two bullet-like motors in this vibrator; one below the knobby tip and one inside of the bunny. The vibrations pound all over the vibe from tip to base, and especially at the bunny, where the motor really makes this creature bounce (literally, the ears shake and bounce from the power of the motor and the overall vibrations). There are three vibe functions with no distinct rhythm; it is just one straight buzz that gets louder and more powerful with each setting.

When I first inserted the tip inside of my cum-glazed pussy, I was cooing with delight at how it simply eased inside of her. At around 4 ½ inches deep, the bunny ears wonderfully brushed along my clit. When I pressed the button to its first vibe setting, I instantly squirmed. My pussy devoured its powerful vibrations as I thrust and pounded the vibe into her by using the soles of my feet (yay, no hands!). The real magic happened when the bunny ears rapidly teased my clitoris. At first, it tickled (I was actually laughing), but then at the second vibe setting, it meant business. My partner would need to tie up my ankles or put me in a spreader bar to keep my legs from kicking all over the place! As much as I loved the feel of the shaft buzzing and vibrating in the depths of my cunt, the real pleasure erupted from the bunny ears practically fucking my clitoris, turning my wails into a mad raving roar. At the third setting, it was louder, faster, stronger, and oh so… explosive. Within a minute I came. The bunny ears made me want to keep going, and going, and going. The third setting was so powerful that it actually made my face red from all the moaning, groaning, wailing, and non-stop cumming. When I stopped, my poor clitty was red and throbbing long after it was all over. My pussy was gorgeously creamed a milky white and my labia were engorged like plump raisins soaked in my own juices. No other rabbit vibrator has left me this breathless, this horny, and this enraptured by just the clit tickler alone.

If it weren’t for the bunny’s elongated ears, I probably wouldn’t have loved this vibe as much. The True Love Honey Bunny is by no means the best rabbit vibrator, but it is an excellent start to get those juices flowing. I can’t stand the fact that it is made of TPR (it doesn’t clean well and attracts loads of dust), has this kind of miscellaneous fruit odor (it is not rancid, but not all that pleasant either), and is ridiculously loud. Also, something about the noises that come from the motor (a kind of noise that indicates that it might shut down or lose its steam within weeks or months of using it) are a bit cringe-inducing. Maybe it’s just that really noisy vibrators irk me, but I can’t tell. The True Love Honey Bunny is not perfect, but any toy that could make me this wet, wild, and sexually rambunctious deserves at least four stars in my naughty book.

TPR is such a stubborn material, which is the main downside of this wonderful toy. You can wash it with mild soap and warm water, but that’s about it; you can’t sterilize it or share with a partner (or insert it up the anus) without a condom. The way it attracts dust really bothers me; you will probably have to wash it a couple of times before and after use, just to make sure that all the dust specks are far away from your vagina. Another issue that I notice with this toy is how easily it scratches, which means that you have to make it even extra-clean before playing with it. For water play, this rabbit vibe is wonderful. Since this vibrator is SO powerful in a slightly overwhelming kind of way, I would even go so far as to call it a torture device during bondage (trust me, this vibe can and possibly will get you squirming and wailing as much as it did with me). For what it is worth, the True Love Bunny Vibe has excellent possibilities, if only it wasn’t made out of TPR and didn’t have a slightly questionable longevity.