Use this as either a toy to enhance your foreplay or as a practical joke for Easter. The Remote Control Egg is good for adding to the sleeve of the 'disposable' cock rings, cupping in your hand and using it as a back massager, solo clitoral stimulation, partner play and as a gag gift!!

Now for my favorite use!! Remove the cord and hide it close by on Easter. When someone goes to pick it up, vibrate it and watch their face!! You can decorate it with stickers, etc. to disguise the true intention of this toy. This fell on the floor and my younger cat was playing with it, batting it around. I vibed it and he jumped a mile! Then went back to hitting it with a vengeance. This went on for over an hour.

This little egg has so many uses, and if asked all you have to say is that you ordered it from one of those gag gift catalogs everyone gets in the mail. Let them try to find it!! Easter is going to be a blast this year!!

The egg and controller are made of velvet coat ABS plastic. This rates an 8 on the safety scale and is non-porous. You may share these if they are cleaned properly. The coating is velvety soft and has a low drag to it, but it does not add a lot to the stimulation. The velvety coating is thinner than I have on some of my more luxurious items.

There is a seam where the battery compartment in located on the egg that can be felt when using the egg. This is not completely unpleasant, however for repetitious movements, it can be irritating after a while. There was no taste or smell to this set.

Depending on your expectations, this can be used by beginners or advanced users. I love using this as a joke and toy more than in the bedroom. I was hoping for a toy we could use in public, but with the low remote area and the weaker vibrations this did not work out as planned.

The egg is pretty small and discreet. The measurements are 1 7/8" long by 1 1/2" diameter. The looped cord on the back is 4 1/2" long. The loop is formed by a metal clip by the base of the egg. This clip can be a bit painful.

The remote is very compact and easily hidden in a pocket or hand. It measures 1 1/2" long by 1 1/8" wide by 5/8" thick. There is a corded loop on the top that is about 3" long. It is small enough to travel with and be discreetly hidden.

This claims to have 10 vibration patterns, however, this is what I have come up with off my egg. 1. Low steady vibrations - 2. Medium steady vibrations - 3. High steady vibrations - 4. Quick pulses to steady - 5. Fast pulsing - 6. Very fast pulses - 7. Steady very high.--- I do not have the other three options for vibrations. I have cycled this 10-12 times, written each one down and have the same number of vibrations. There is a dedicated on/off switch which makes this a great option for a remote egg.

The vibrations are light and located in the egg. They are very buzzy and not deep or powerful. On the plus side, this is the most quiet egg I have ever heard!! There is almost no noise and the quiet factor is a huge plus if using this as a massager or a toy.

This takes 10 LR44 watch batteries, 4 in the remote and 6 in the egg. When you receive your egg, the batteries are included. Wipe the batteries off very well, there is a powder coating that will negate them working. Twist the egg in half and instead of placing the plus(+) side up, they need to go plus (+) side DOWN! Replace the base and grab the remote. Slip the battery compartment access off, add the batteries and you are ready to go.

Wash the egg in warm, soapy water and dry very well. Make sure water does not get into the battery compartment. Go over this with a toy cleaner for sanitization, especially if sharing.

Store this in a plastic zip lock bag in your toy box. Keeping your toys separate will help prolong their longevity and reduce the reactions they can have with other materials. You can use water, oil or silicone lubes with this egg, but I do suggest water due to easy clean up.