I was so excited to find a toy like this on here. Who doesn't want to experience the sensations of oral without the partner? So, I went ahead and ordered it. But when I read the other reviews on the page, I realized I may have made a bad choice. Even still, I kept the order, and I waited patiently for a few days. When the day came that I got my package, I was a little saddened when I opened it. It was a very small, ugly little object. The size is about three inches, only about a half inch longer than my cell phone and about three quarters of an inch longer then my middle finger. It is exceedingly ugly and smells quite badly.

Well, I chose not to let the look of size (or smell) of my new toy bother me. I chose to try this baby out! I was excited, none the less. I mean, who doesn't like new toys? So, I opened the package and took the little paper thing out of the battery compartment (with great difficulty), and tied to turn it on. After pushing the button three times, it finally turned on, but turned off again on its own! So I kept trying. Eventually, I had it working long enough to try using it. The vibrations are not bad, and the slim little "tongue" didn't feel bad, but it was definitely not wonderful.

This crappy little object takes three watch batteries, and is made out of jelly. Right there is my other problem with it. For a nasty little toy like this, jelly is just another reason for me to not like it. If it was the best toy on the planet, I would deal with the jelly material. But with this, I don't want to have to worry about the germs, and I don't want to try to keep a condom on it. Just adds more hassle. This toy is supposed to be waterproof, so I suppose that's a plus, and it does have three vibration speeds. So, if you use the hard plastic bullet on its own, that could work if it doesn't turn off on you. The bullet itself is decent.

Seriously, don't buy this toy. Just don't.