When I first received these eggs in the mail, I was so unsure what to think because I've never owned any eggs before. I had been a little skeptical since I placed my order because it's not waterproof, and it's a material I had never dealt with before. I've never owned any plastic toys before, so this was kind of a culture shock to me. The color was so impressive (I have a thing for bright colors), and the material surprised me initially because it almost felt like real authentic silicone. I plugged them into my phone block for giggles because I wanted to see what the hype was about. Now when I tell you my hand was NUMB from the immediate intensity... I was so impressed, I got to thinking about how they would 'feel'.

After my first initial wash, I was so eager that I grabbed my portable charger and popped these babies right in. One on my clit and one in my vagina. I was shaking almost IMMEDIATELY. I had this feeling of euphoria coming over me if you will, being that I had yet to experience this kind of pleasure since I purchased my 'Satisfyer Pro 2'. Orgasms with other toys just didn't seem quite the same until that very moment. It was a rather... sticky endeavor if you know what I mean. I laid there SHOOK at what had just happened to me for the FIRST time. I turned them off because I wasn't sure how to feel.

I tried them yet again after contemplating what had just happened to me (Boy, was I feeling different!). I went through the other half of the functions, and my heart felt so content in that moment (Even the pulses were intense!). I came twice in under 15 minutes using these very eggs, and I will NEVER forget it. I tried to take a mental note of how I was positioned just in case I wanted to get the job done REAL fast at a later date.

There are a total of 7 functions/vibrations (unless I'm counting incorrectly). The first two vibrations are intense right off the bat and might have you a little shook if you're a new 'user'. The rest are shockingly intense pulsations and will definitely throw you off if you've never had an egg vibe (join the club!).

Like I said before, I have NEVER experienced an orgasm like this. It was intense, and I thought I should be concerned because it was so shockingly good. Let's just say... it was a slightly sticky situation.
10/10 only one drop of lube required if you know what I mean.