Feed your hunger for more of the "Christian Grey" fantasy with the "We aim to Please" vibrating bullet from the official complimentary adult novelty/toy collection, approved by the author herself! Anyone looking to start exploring/adding toys to enhance their sex life might enjoy the discreet size and efficiency of this no frills bullet. It's non-threatening appearance and ease-of-use make it a good introductory toy to titillate the external erogenous zones: nipples, sensitive groin areas, and particularly the clitoral region. It can be used solo (while you read the books!) or is small enough to position between oneself and a partner during intercourse for added stimulation. It's also waterproof for use in the shower or bath.

When you are ready to move on to a "darker" shade of grey (something more advanced and kinkier), the official collection includes more BDSM-oriented gear and other fun toys.

The main body is silver in color, smooth in texture, and made of a heavy-weight plastic that rates high on the safety scale, as it is non-porous and very easy to clean. With proper care, it can last a long time. It's a rigid toy, well-suited for its intended purpose of teasing certain areas with precise stimulation. The power button is the only element made from silicone. There is no taste or smell to it.

Those seeking the utmost discretion will appreciate the dimensions and portability of this bullet, which is just slightly larger than a tube of lipstick. Slightly longer and thicker than the average index finger, it measures just 3.5 inches in length, with a 2.25 inch circumference, and a 5/8" diameter (again, for pinpoint precision). Its weight is so light that it can easily be transported in a pocket or purse. One could easily and quickly hide it under a pillow if caught off guard!


The silver portion carries the tagline "We Aim to Please" along the length, with the "50 Shades of Grey" branding is stamped on the black, twist-off, battery compartment cap.

Powered by one-AAA battery, this bullet provides adequate vibrations for most users, except those that crave significantly more power and variety. Unfortunately, there is only one fixed speed, activated at the press of the little black button. It's buzzy, but the frequency isn't too high. The vibrations travel well throughout the entire unit, with the most concentration being in the tip. It's fairly quiet, and will hardly be audible beneath the covers or closed door. A small dab of lube it only needed on the tip to relieve any friction between the toy and the skin.

The toy can be used with either silicone or water-based lubricants. Clean with toy wipes or with warm soapy water, then wipe dry. It's best to remove the batter if it won't be used for a while. A silky, gray polyester, drawstring storage bag is included. Like the toy, it has the official brand logo stamped on it.

The packaging is an attractive, small black box in which lies the bullet, the storage bag, and a pamphlet which suggests ideas/scenarios in which to use this item, presumably for the less creative or novice users. It's certainly nice enough for gift-giving and would make a great addition to a gift basket!

Although this didn't make my skin flush a deeper shade of red, it felt good; I just require something much stronger to achieve orgasm quicker. I do like it's portability and the cute drawstring bag, so I will probably carry it in my purse until the opportune moment presents itself!