This guy is enormous! When it says "super," it means SUPER. I'd barely even call it a bullet it's so large.

I wasn't expecting much in terms of power, since it's technically a bullet, but my expectations greatly rose when I opened up the package and saw the size. And it didn't disappoint: it's smooth and velvety, easy-to-use, and the vibrations are fairly deep and strong.

Plus, it's waterproof, so the fun can continue just about anywhere.

The Super Bullet is white, obviously. It's plastic yet velvety, feels amazing against skin, and glides well over genitals or any area of skin (thighs, breasts, shoulders, etc.).

There was no smell to the bullet right out of the packaging, and it'll probably stay that way if kept clean.

It's waterproof, so use it wherever.

It's obviously a vibrator, so keeping this one hidden if you're worried is probably a good idea. However, it's quiet, especially at its lowest setting, but it's even discreet at its highest. The fan in my room is louder than this dude.

I suppose it could be used for insertion, at least a couple of inches worth, but the large diameter and the rounded head could make it a bit difficult.

There is a little strap, which is a bit flimsy. I like it around my wrist when I'm using this on my partner, but when I'm on my own, it tends to just get in the way. It is removable, however, so you can do whatever. It's not meant for anal use; the strap's held on by a tiny bit of plastic, which doesn't seem strong enough to retrieve the toy if inserted anally, so don't try it.

The super bullet has some weight to it, and also works well as a massager for other areas of the body. I used it on my partner's back and shoulders and it worked well. However, the vibrations from holding it tight and pressing down started numbing my hand after a little while and I had to take a break.

The Super Bullet is operated by three AA batteries, which brings me to the only real issue I had with it: battery changing. It took me a good half an hour to figure out the battery compartment. In theory, it's fairly simple: unscrew the end, pop out the compartment, insert the batteries, put it back together. There's an arrow on the compartment and on the inside of the device, which apparently are supposed to match up before you screw the top on (according to the internet, since there weren't any directions included with the package).

However, when I tried that, the device wouldn't turn on. I had to twist it around, experimenting with turning it on and off until I found the way it matched up. Maybe mine just had an issue with where the arrows were printed. But I took a sharpie and made my own "line-up" marks, so now everything is good again.

Other than that, I haven't had a single issue. The batteries stay securely in place while in use, and it lasts for hours.

There are three settings with a click button. Just a steady hum that gets stronger, no pulsation. I do like the click button on the end; it would be hard to accidentally turn on in storage, and it's very easy to up the power in the middle of play. It starts low and gets stronger with each click, but to reduce strength you have to click through all of the settings, including "off," which is a slight annoyance.

It's strong, and the vibrations are deep, especially at the tip. It does get buzzy as you go up the shaft, and especially near the battery compartment, which could tire out your hand.

But a good thing about the size is that it's easy to sit on or pinch between your legs while still being able to stimulate your clitoris, so you don't necessarily need to hold onto it all of the time.

It's plastic, heavy, and durable, so this one is simple to care for. Just wash it with soap and water or toy wipes, and store it just about anywhere you wish.

Non-porous, use whatever lube you prefer.

The packaging wasn't ugly per se, but it's nothing special, just thin plastic. It was also flimsy and brittle. Part of the box broke off immediately when I opened it for the first time, which was annoying. It also isn't terribly discreet, so I threw it out and got a cloth bag instead.