These dolphins are freaking huge, ladies and gentlemen. Coming in at 1.78 inches in diameter with 5.2 inches insertable, this one is for the size queens. Although due to how squishy and flexible the TPR silicone is, the girth is more forgiving than you might think. Also, soft TPR silicone means the nose won’t painfully poke your clit into next week.

This dual (dolphin?) stimulator doesn’t have any rotating beads or shaft or patterns, just straight up, crazy-strong vibration, especially for only running on three AAs. It lacks a curve, so the shaft isn’t the best for g-spot stimulation. An uncommonly long clit arm with a 37 degree curve will make this rabbit perfect for ladies with high sitting clitorises who prefer the clit arm to apply moderate pressure. The point on the nose offers more pinpoint stimulation than your typical fluttering ears or wings or whatever animal you are choosing to blissfully pervert.

These dolphins are made of Silicone TPR (safety rating of 6), a silicone-based thermoplastic rubber compound. Unfortunately, the compound only requires 10% silicone to be labelled as such. Boo on Pipedream for labelling this as a Silicone toy and not mentioning TPR anywhere on the packaging.

Water-based lube only with this one. Silicone lube will ruin the toy and oil can encourage bacterial growth, especially with a porous toy like this. This material drags and clings to the skin, so you’ll want to be generous with the lube.

Cleaning is easy enough—just your standard routine of hot water and favourite anti-bacterial soap or toy cleaner.

Anyway, silicone TPR is semi-porous, so saddle up your dolphin with a condom before sharing with anyone but your tested, fluid-bonded partner. If you are determined for your dolphin to do some backdoor swimming, put on a condom as well or bacteria can be transferred from orifice to orifice.

This material is incredibly flexible and springy, making the substantial girth much more forgiving than a denser, firmer material would be. Here is all the fun and flexibility of jelly without the phalates corroding your lady parts. Orgasms aren’t worth liver failure.

The silicone had no smell or taste after the initial, out-of-the-package wash.

As stated previously, these dolphins are huge. This is the girthiest dual stimulator that Edenfantasys currently has available. The official specs are (my measurements, not the product page) are 9.5 inches in total length with 5.2 inches insertable. It is 1.87 inches at the widest point and this dolphin gets big FAST.

Buying a dual stimulator is frustrating at the best of times due to how anatomically incompatible they can be. So, ladies, break out your measuring tape and measure the distant from your vag to your clit (or the ideal place on your clit you’d prefer stimulation). It can be a tad awkward by yourself, but I’m sure a partner wouldn’t mind rooting around down there.

This is clit stimulator is 2.2 inches long from base to tip of the nose. The nose can get pokey if you have a clit sitting close to your vag, so unless you don’t mind only having the dolphin partially inserted, I’d skip this one.

It is also at a 37 degree angle to the main shaft, meaning it will apply slight pressure to the clit and maintain full contact with the labia minora and vaginal vestibule. I personally dislike rabbits that have a clit arm that doesn’t maintain contact with these areas.




I usually dislike rabbits because I prefer pinpoint clit stimulation and I have a very pronounced clitoral hood. My clit of steel is usually, well, bored with fluttering rabbit ears or bird wings. The nose on the dolphin slides right under that stupid hood, rests perfectly on my clit, and I’m good to go.

I’ve never, ever had a dolphin so perfectly fitted to my body before. It’s a little scary. If you usually have a problem with the clit arm not reaching your clit, ladies, I think this will work wonders for you.

As you can see from the pictures, measurement rant aside, this dual stimulator is of two clear, bluish (not grey as the stock photos suggest) dolphins with the clit arm riding on the main shaft dolphin’s back out of the waves. Vibrations can be felt through the tail, but the only time I ever really notice it is when I clamp my legs together when I orgasm.

I cannot feel the fins internally.

I know animal-shaped toys are a turn-off for some, but if you can get past that, this vibe is wonderful. Regardless, those eyes and half-smile are a tad creepy.

This toy is strong! The two individual bullets lodged in the shaft and clit arm are the wonderful deep, rumbly vibrations, not buzzy at all. Though the shaft is not as strong as the clit arm due to more material to vibrate through, they still pack a punch.

There are only three levels of vibration.

1. A decent rumble in the clit arm, probably enough for more sensitive users paired with weaker, sort-of buzzy vibrations in the shaft.

2. Rumbly, powerful vibes in the clit arm and rumbly, strong vibrations in the shaft, enough to make this clit of steel happy.

3. WHOA! Going on full tilt on fresh batteries, I’d compare this to the second setting on a Mystic Wand and stronger than the Lelo Ina on its highest setting.

The controls are as easy as it gets, a separate set of up and down push buttons for the clit arm and shaft. There is no master off button.

The battery cap comes off easily enough and you insert 3 AA batteries into the battery pack. The batteries go in easily enough, but those with short finger nails might have a bit of a struggle getting them out.

The dolphin is waterproof with a sturdy O-ring, so no fear taking it for a swim.

However, nothing is perfect. The noise level on this toy is crazy. Normally, it is not too loud, nothing that can’t be muffled by a closed door. Yet, suddenly, out of the blue, the bullets start rattling against the material and the noise level shoots up through the roof.

I live in student housing, so I end up scrambling frantically to turn it off or muffle the sound with a blanket. If you need to be discrete, prepare by turning on some music and have a blanket nearby.

TPR silicone attracts every stray molecule of fluff and lint like an old friend, so I store it in a zip lock bag in my toybox. You never want to let silicone composites touch each other, as they can bond together and melt.

As it is waterproof, it is a breeze to wash and clean. I prefer to let it air dry to avoid collecting fluff from the towel.

The dolphin comes in your standard clam shell packaging with a bikini-clad, bottle-blonde with a rather ample bosom on the front. There is no cleaning information.

My main issue with the packaging is it labels this toy as “premium silicone”, giving it the impression that it is pure silicone, not a TPR blend.

I don’t mean to be a brand snob, but I never thought a dolphin-shaped vibrator from Pipedream would be my favourite toy. The slight curve on the shaft nestles right against my rather shallow g-spot and the clit arm is the perfect length for me. I’m incredibly sentimental toward the beast, as the first toy I truly loved and it gave me my first dual orgasm.

So ladies, if straight up vibration, girth, and pinpoint clit stimulation gets your motor running, go out and get this and enjoy orgasming your ever-loving brains out.

It’s not perfect with its rocketing noise level and it is a pain to store due to its size.

Maybe I can display it with some of my other dolphin paraphernalia and hope no ones notices?

As always, thanks to my mentor Adriana Ravenlust for her input and any and all feedback is welcome and appreciated. If I missed anything, please ask away in the comments!