First off, please do not be foolish like me and use the Galaxy Vibes - Saturn toy anally. Its risky and kinda stupid, so please…stick with toys that feature a flared base if you intend to use it anally.

Honestly, I was surprised to find this toy quite disappointing. It tried its damnedest to be exactly what I want, but its not quite there. First off, I guess it’s a bit smaller than I’m used to these days…at 1 3/4 inches in diameter its not exactly a heavyweight. During use it brought up a “So what?” reaction…which is always a disappointing revelation with new toys. Second, while the rings are what drew me to this toy, they were ultimately the reason I dislike it. Each ring is expands the width of the shaft from 1 1/4 inches to the full 1 3/4 inches but does so somewhat sharply, there is no graduation from shaft to ring. I found this to be extremely annoying and got very little pleasure from them.

On the upside, it has a pretty decent variable speed vibrator, I felt it to be quite strong for a toy this size. Plus, the speed dial had some good resistance to it, so you are unlikely to alter it inadvertently. Because of its strong vibration, holding it in without thrusting was unfortunately my method of choice for this toy. I figured if it has a somewhat redeeming quality I might as well take advantage of it.

Cleaning is a challenge for the Saturn, it is JELLY so is extremely porous. There is no such thing as sterilization in this realm of materials, so you’re stuck with warm water and some kind of cleaner (mild soaps will do, but toy cleaner is probably the safest option). And since they can’t be fully cleaned you shouldn’t share it between people or holes without a condom.