The Ultimate Massager is a small toy at five inches long and one and one quarter inch diameter. It is cylindrical with blunt ends, designed for external use only, with vibrations focused at one end and controls at the other. The toy is completely waterproof with a covered button and large gasket between the battery compartment and the body of the toy, the battery compartment cover twists to turn on/off and open. The top half is PU coated plastic ( a thin coating of polyurethane over plastic ) and the tips and bottom half of the toy are made from plastic. Cleaning is as simple as soap and water, or toy cleaner if you prefer. The vibrations are moderate in intensity although only powered by a single AA battery, they can be felt all the way through the handle.

There is one button that scrolls through the functions starting from no vibrations through three steady vibrations (low medium high), three pulsing vibrations(short pulses, one short one long pulse, two short one long pulse), one where it pulses and increases intensity with each pulse, one where it starts low increases in intensity pulses twice increases again and pulses twice again before starting at low again, the next pattern starts low then increases, pulses twice before jumping in intensity then eases down again before pulsing again and starting over, the last pattern starts by increasing in pulses then smoothly going from low to high and starting over.

This toy is relatively discreet. Since it is an external toy with a non-phallic appearance and a practical application for massage, if it gets left out the uninitiated probably won‘t recognize it as a sex toy. It is only five inches long and easily concealed in a cosmetic bag or nightstand drawer so leaving it out shouldn’t be much of a problem anyway. This toy is relatively quiet, I could hear a very soft buzz after setting it at the highest steady setting and putting it under my bedspread about five feet away and the amount of sound that leaks through a closed door is nothing. The Ultimate Massager is not a large toy so traveling with it should be as easy as removing the battery and putting it in a pouch (no storage pouch was included), it would easily fit in a purse or suitcase.

I think this would be an excellent toy for someone looking for a first toy or for anyone looking for a good quality pocket rocket. I do think it would be a bit bulky for couples looking for a toy to use during intercourse but it would work nicely for massage and foreplay.

The packaging is a typical plastic clamshell with a recycling code imprinted on it, the toy is on display and there is a picture of it on the back but it lacks the chick that most vibe packages seem to feature. It mentions that the massager has ten functions, four tips, the length of the toy, what it is made of and what type of battery is required and not much else.

This is the first toy I have had with so many patterns and while I haven’t figured out how to cum with the patterns they do take me to the brink, the only drawback is that it takes so long to scroll back to the steady vibrations so I can finish.