The Teaser Waterproof Kit was extremely disappointing. It arrived about five days ago, and I was fairly optimistic about the whole thing. I couldn’t wait to use all of the different things. The kit includes one big vibrator with a sleeve with slits all over it and a bulbed tip; one small vibrator for clitoral stimulation and oral, also with a sleeve on it, sort of fat; and one beaded anal wand. So, all in all, it looked to be a pretty promising time.

We revved up the batteries, put a video on, and prepared for a very interesting time. My husband went down on me while I held onto the smaller vibrator, rubbing it gently around my clit, letting it settle on top for brief moments at a time, assuring I wouldn’t come before I got a chance to try out the other toys. This vibrator was the best part of the whole kit. It was pretty loud, but it was powerful and got the job done.

At some point, my husband got the larger vibrator going. I heard it right away; it too is very loud. The texture of the vibrator brought no pleasure for me. It was hard to insert because of the large bulbed head on it. And if it fell out, forget about it. We tried several different things to find a way for it to work for us, including taking the sleeve off and using just the body of the toy. This vibrator was just way too powerful and uncooperative.

Lastly, we decide to use the anal wand. Each of the beads has a rough design to them, which does not make them comfortable once they are inside. After the third bead, it is difficult. I’ve never had this problem with my other anal wands. I would say it’s safe to say it is because of the stiff, ridged design.

In the end, it came to my husband getting me off the old fashioned way, with his fingers and a cock. This kit receives one star for an overall disappointing experience.