Super Twins? More like average, noisy twins.

the Super Twins can be a score or nightmare depending on your preferences. The price and vibrations might make it worthwhile to many, but the cleaning involved can be someone's nightmare. Factor in the noise and lack of flexibility with this toy and you'll either love it or hate it.
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Pros
Price, Material, Strong
Cons
SEAMS! Loud. SEAMS! All or nothing with controls. SEAMS!
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The Super Twins toy has two egg shaped vibrators tied to a control pack. It is an affordable and low risk toy for beginners. Insert one or both of the bullets and begin to experiment with the controls. If you're feeling dangerous, insert the bullets and hand the controls to your partner. Both bullets can be inserted or one can be inserted and the other can be used for external stimulation. The cord doesn't have much range, so the focus would be on the clitoris. While the bullets are fastened to a cord, this toy is not designed or intended for anal play. There are safer toys more geared to such play.

The Super Twins toy will work for those who are starting out and are curious about bullets. More advanced users will probably be bored of this. There are better models out there: Wireless, better materials, more streamlined, more ergonomic, etc. However, this could make a great gift for a newbie in a sexy grab bag. It can be part of a small collection for couples exploring sex toys together. It is not very discreet, so I would not recommend this for dorm or group living unless you have your own space, a lock, or a good radio/fan for white noise.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The dual bullet toy is made from plastic. Considering the price-point, this is a great deal. Plastic is pretty body safe compared to other materials such as rubber and jelly. It is only below silicone, glass and some metals in terms of shelf life and body safety. Plastic toys tend to range in porosity from nonporous to microporous. This means it will be safe and last longer than most toys types. Just be sure to clean the toy well after each use.

The bullets have seams that run down their middles. It is a very obvious seam with a noticeable gap. It can easily be felt with fingers and if there is not enough lubricant, a vagina could feel it too. Still, it is not overwhelming, but it does make it more of a pain to clean (which I will expand on in the care section). Other than the seam, there is no texture on the bullets. The control pack is also made of plastic and has some ridges on the end. This can help keep a grip on the toy when it is in use. The control pack also has a curve and dent to help make it ergonomic for hands to hold it. All of the plastic is unyielding and solid.



There is no overt smell to the Super Twins toy.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

Both bullets have the same size dimensions (I guess you can call them Identical twins! *Baddum Tish*). Each bullet is 2.25 inches long and is completely insertable. It has a max circumference of 3.25 inches around the middle. The circumference is about an inch smaller than the average female oriented toy, but is average compared to other bullets (bullets tend to run smaller in size). The size makes the toy non-intimidating and beginner friendly. It will put size queens and collectors to sleep, though.



The Super Twins toy is not hard to hide or travel with. For connivence, you can remove the bullets from the control pack by pulling out the plug. It can give you more options when storing the toy. In terms of noise, it is not that discreet. You will be heard beyond a closed door if you go higher than the medium setting. Have on music or a fan when this toy is in use.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

The controls for the Twin bullets are very straightforward. Both bullets are controlled by the same pack. The both respond to the controls and while each bullet has its own motor, the control pack operates them both at the same time. It's all or nothing. This might be annoying to some who might like different levels of vibrations internally and/or externally. Still, the bullets have four different power modes. Each is labeled on the control back. Slide the button to either power: Low, Med, High, or Super. All the vibrations are standard; there are no patterns.



At its strongest, the bullets get to 4 Vrooms and 3 Bees. For bullets, these twins are surprisingly rumbly. The strength should be enough for the average user and more. The thing that is not so great is that it is hard to hold onto these bullets. It can be frustrating if you are trying to use one for external stimulation. You are better off using a second clitoral vibrator for this purpose. The control pack is not waterproof, so do not bring it near water.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Care can be a pain. These bullets will collect debris in the seams on the bullets. The sooner you wash them, the better. If you can wash the bullets before they are completely dry then cleaning will be even easier. Still, you may need a toothbrush just to clean the seam completely on this toy. You wont be able to get everything with soap, water, and hands unless you have nails to dig into the seams. This is a deal breaker for many toy users, but it might not be a big deal for others. It is something to be aware of.

Once clean, the toy can be stored in any general storage. It is best to unplug the bullets form the control pack when cleaning to prevent water damage. Only plug it back in when the plug is completely dry. If storing for long periods of time, remove the batteries. Both silicone and water based lubricants can be used with this toy.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance

Packaging

While the packaging is fairly standard, I admire that it is honest; it shows the wire in the packaging. A lot of bullets try to be slick with their packaging and hide the wires. While customers should always be vigilant (A 15 dollar toy will NEVER be wireless), I still find it to be false advertising.

The packaging is plastic snap shell. Pull it apart to get to your toy. The packaging is not discreet but it is not raunchy either. It is not really intended for long term storage.
    • Not discreet

Experience

Since I have reviewed quite a few toys in my day, you're probably wondering why the heck I have this in my possession. If you have read some of my past reviews, you may know that I utterly despise toys that have seams that are hard to clean.

Quite frankly, I have had this toy for almost a year now. It has been on the bottom of my assignment cart since then. Since I'm moving soon, I started reviewing the toys I really don't have the drive to review like this one. The reason? So I can throw it out and have less things. I personally don't want to discard a toy before reviewing it; it feels like a waste to me.

I might be biased because I do not like toys that are annoying to clean and I am not a fan of bullets with control packa to begin with. I think I bought this on a facebook sale. I was tempted since the price was so great, but I know better now. I have learned to fight that impulse that says, "Sale! Sale! Sale! Buy, buy, BUY!" There are better bullets out there. I think it is worth spending a few more bucks on a bullet that you won't curse every time you clean it.
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  • Contributor: joiedejouets
    This set looks pretty appealing. Thanks for sharing!
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