Having never really found or gotten off from my G-spot, I decided to get a vibrator that could help a girl out. I found this one, the G-Spot Stimulator, and had high hopes for it to help me find and please this oh-so-elusive spot. I got home, threw in some batteries (not included) and was excited to get to town.


What a disappointment. First off, this is the absolute loudest toy I have ever heard. Holy crap. I'm sure the upstairs neighbors were party to my ill fated attempt. I inserted the vibrator, hoping to muffle the sound, and found that I was no longer as distracted by the sound as I was by the pain of this toy. The hard plastic (it's phthalate free, hypo-allergenic, food-grade, and safe for those with allergies) hurt as I tried inserting it different ways to get comfortable. No dice. You would think for such a hard vibrator, at least the vibrations would be intense, but surprisingly they weren't. I gave up trying to use it as a G-spot vibe after awhile and tried to get off using it right on my clit, but the internal bullet seems to be placed in an odd place and it didn't work for that either. It was frustrating to come home all hot and bothered in excitement over a new vibe just to end up having to finish off with a hand job.


Ultimately, after a couple tries, I threw it out. The powerful vibrations were never pleasurable and the hardness of the plastic poked and bounced off of bone in a rather unpleasant way. I don't think I ever actually orgasmed using this vibe and that's huge for me because it doesn't really take much for me to cum. The extreme loudness of this vibe was off-putting as well. I couldn't ever try using it unless I was home alone or perhaps laying face down on top of it, sandwiching it between my body and mattress.

I wouldn't recommend this toy to anyone who doesn't live alone and have a vag of steel. The vibrations were oddly powerful but not pleasurable, as the toy was so hard and the bullet so oddly placed that it mostly just hurt.
It ended up in the trash for me.

I've definitely had no regrets about throwing this toy away---it was just too loud and painful. Upward and onward to better toys!