First impressions are lasting. This is a decent sized pink egg with a matching pink remote. Not too many bells and whistles here, just 2 easy buttons.

After opening the package and finding there are no instructions, concerning how to insert the multitude of batteries, one can get frustrated. After 10 minutes of fumbling with the possibilities I finally get it to come on. Testing it around the house it seems to have a good 10 foot range when not inserted.

So off to work I go, I work in a call center and my boyfriend works only 15 feet away so I imagine giving him the remote and letting him play with the buttons while I'm taking calls, to surprise him after awhile when he finds out the power he holds. I make an excuse and dismiss myself to the girls room to insert, and it has a snug feel inside, I can walk freely without it slipping.

The texture assists with the firm hold. But when I test it at arms length it does not buzz, I remove it and test it again and it works fine. I then reinsert and test it at arms length, and it still doesn't work. I find I have to hold it within 2 inches of the egg for the remote to turn it on.

I am very disappointed and will try a different use at a later time. Perhaps using it as a tease toy in the bedroom, when I'm restrained and don't have the power to remove it or turn it off. I enjoy giving my partner ultimate control. This is a decent toy for both vaginal and anal insertion with easy removal.

One last concern is the discoloring on the pink surface after inserting vaginally a couple times there are a few yellow spots that do not wash off. If you're looking for a remote egg that's controllable from across a room, bar or office this is not the toy for you.

Although I've tried a couple times to replace the batteries, this remote egg will still not function for me. Perhaps it will not transmit for larger girls with more to love around the hips. I'll recommend paying more for a very similar product made by a different brand.