Slim? Yes. Ultimately satisfying? Maybe not so much.

Truth be told, this is a toy that will spend most of its time in the drawer. He's simply too loud for any sort of realistic use, although the vibrations are powerful, I just don't feel it's worth the 3 AA batteries. I'm glad this was a free toy.
Published:
Pros
Strong vibrations, slim, good for beginners
Cons
Loud as an airplane, looks cheaply made, not waterproof,
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

I'm sure this toy was meant to be used internally, But I found a bit more use out of it for clitoral stimulation. The vibrations were ridiculously noisy, and rarely having the house to myself, I had to wait a while before truly giving him a chance. I found, that after a couple minutes of stimulation to my clit, I felt my fingers and button going numb, Which is unfortunate, because it DID indeed feel good. I wouldn't recommend buying this toy, maybe as a gag gift for a bachelorette party. It's just too loud for any sort of discreet play. Your neighbors would need to be out of town to bring him out for play.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

There are two different textures to the plastic. the tip is made of a clear-ish plastic, you can see the motor and hardwear on the inside. Which is neat; But not necessary by a long shot. After the tip, the plastic takes on a slightly textured feel, almost similar to leopard spots, only not as noticeable. The toy doesn't have any offensive scents, or tastes. Which is good, at least.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is easily the longest I have, at around 9 inches of total length, and about 8 and a 1/2 usable. I tend to like girth in my toys, so vaginally this guy didn't do much for me. It can't be easily thrown into a purse, but for carry-on luggage, I can't see it being a problem. I'm not sure if It's worth the three AA batteries, for a mostly clit-stimulation toy.

Functions / Performance / Controls

There is a dial at the bottom of the toy used to control the intensity of the toy's vibrations. Even at it's lowest setting, I could hear this toy from the other room. At it's highest? From three rooms away. At least. The controls are simple enough to figure out, continue twisting the dial for stronger vibrations. I found this toy numbed my clit after a few minutes of use, and vaginally, it didn't wow my g-spot like some other toys do.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This toy is NOT waterproof, so I would recommend taking a spritz or two of toy cleaning to this guy, or a hand towel with warm soapy water. I store him in a gallon-bag zip-lock bag, since the original packaging left much to be desired.

Packaging

The toy was packaged the most minimalisticly I've ever seen. It came in a simple plastic sheath. It was even open on one end. I found this disconcerning. I don't know how hygenically I was kept before arriving at my place of residence, there was no package information, description, or even the name ANYWHERE on the packaging. I took the toy out, threw away the packaging.
    • Minimal
Follow-up commentary
Well, this vibe hasn't exactly seen much daylight since it first arrived at my house. But after a bit of experimenting with toys with my boyfriend, he discovered he enjoys backdoor play. So this is a bit of a gift to him, having been cleaned and sterilized. I would not recommend this for backdoor play, due to not having a flared base. Which is why it's a toy I'll be using on him, as opposed to a toy he'll use alone.

That bit was written and saved a night ago; I introduced the slim satisfier to him last night. A smashing success. I'm glad someone will be able to enjoy this toy.
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  • Contributor: Miss Anonymous
    Thanks for the review! Very good!
  • Contributor: Mitzuki
    Awesome review, thanks!
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