Silicone Slims Smooth Bullet

This bullet doesn't really shine or stand out, I probably wouldn't recommend it to anyone else. It's just a basic bullet that has room to improve, better for clitoral and outer stimulation over anything else.
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Pros
Easy To Clean, Easy To Use
Cons
Maybe Too Simple, Could Easily Be Lost Inside Your Body
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review

Use

The Slims bullet is meant to be used vaginally- either for insertion, or clitoral stimulation. This is not safe for anal use, as it could become stuck. This toy will work well for couples or solo play.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • On a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

This bullet is made of TPR Silicone, which is hypo-allergenic, latex free, and phthalates free. The material is smooth, there is a seam that runs from tip-to-tip, all the way around. It's hardly noticeable to the touch, and doesn't affect user during play. There is no smell, and the only taste it has is of plastic. This bullet is for beginners, or for people who don't enjoy or need texture. The TPR isn't porous, however there is a gap where the wire comes out where anything can get under the TPR and sit on the actual bullet. The bullet does collect lint, so store it somewhere dry and clean.
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

The bullet is connected to a remote by a long, thin wire. The wire is roughly 2 and 1/2 feet long, about 1/8 inches wide. The remote is about 4 and 1/2 inches tall, about 1 and 3/4 inches wide. The actual bullet is about 2 and 3/4 long, about 3 and 3/4 inches around. The bullet is egg shaped, the remote is a long triangular shape. The size is better for a beginner, or advanced players who don't mind a smaller size. The design is simple, very easy to figure out and use. The remote has a knob dial that you slide to turn on and to intensify power, then to turn off. It's very easy to work while in the middle of play. The toy is easy to hide, easy to store, but be careful not to place the toy anywhere damp or wet. It's suitable for travel, as long as it's not near anything wet. The design of the bullet is very simple, very minimal.

My one complaint is that there is nothing to grab easily to hold the bullet when it's inside you, and so if it slides too far in you might have to use the cord to remove it, which could damage the cord.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations are in the egg, strongest towards the middle and the tip. It's loud enough that if you're in the room with anyone else, you should have a TV or some other noise source on, but it can't be heard in a different room. It's got a knob dial to turn through the speeds, with a powerful enough setting to make my fingers go numb. It only has one vibration setting, the dial making the vibration more or less powerful as needed. Battery life is good with moderate use. I would not use this in water.
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

You can use soap and water to clean this, or toy cleaner. Only wash the bullet, because wetting the wire could damage the toy. It's fairly simple to clean and take care of. As I mentioned before though, there is an opening where the wire comes out of the bullet, where dirt can get down under the TPR and onto the bullet. This is safe to use with water based lubricants. Store this somewhere dry, but be aware it does collect lint. I'd say store this in separate from other toys, just to be safe so the material isn't damaged.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Experience

Personally, my partner removed the TPR to clean the bullet, because of the gap. However, the toy isn't meant to be separated and could potentially damage the toy.

I also had issues with inserting this vaginally- I'd end up having to use the cord to get it out, so we use this only as a clitoral stimulant once in awhile.
Follow-up commentary
This toy is useless as anything but an outer stimulant. Basically, that means you can use this as long as it's not inserted anywhere (except maybe your mouth if you're into that). For me, that's not enough to keep me interested in this bullet. It's just.. Well.. Boring! After untangling the wire, I have to lose the use of one hand to hold this near my naughty bits, which is more a hassle than the toy is worth. I might get more use out of it if I really enjoyed vibrating toys, but even then, it's just so plain and boring that I'd go numb before being pleasured. This might work for a beginner, but ultimately I'd tell you to spend your money on something else.
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  • Contributor: geliebt
    Lovely review! Thanks for sharing!
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    Thank you
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    Thanks for sharing your review.
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    Nice review, thanks for sharing
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    Thanks for the review!
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  • Contributor: Kissy
    I have a similar basic bullet, and I LOVE it. Thanks for the review on this one!
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    Thanks, great review!
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    Thanks for the review!
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    You're welcome ^.^
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