"Dear Manflesh," my dear John letter might read. "I regret to inform you that your position in my bedroom has been made redundant."

I have owned and put many vibrators through extensive testing in my day, but nothing has ever approached the Silicone Clitifier triple pleasure arouser Rabbit vibrator, which I received a couple weeks ago from Eden Fantasys.

At first I was a bit surprised by the huge purple dong. I have owned but one dildo comparable in size to this one. Although my lovers' cocks have sometimes matched rabbit vibrators in length and girth, I usually find that a large silicone, rubber or plastic dildo is more uncomfortable than pleasurable.

Not so with the Clitifier. Equipped with all the bells and whistles, my new boyfriend (as I have come to call it) may seem daunting at first, but his gyrating head, and three speed vibrating shaft quickly prepared my body to accept every orgasmic inch.

The rabbit attachment is fully poseable, with a spine-like adjustment. The three little prongs are flexible but stay where you put them, allowing for a gentle, teasing stimulation or a solid clitoral caress. Just below the Clitifier's gyrating head, many rows of rotating beads provide ample vaginal stimulation, drawing out the intense g-spot orgasms the head provokes.

I was easily able to customize the speed and vibrations (even while thoroughly distracted by near-overwhelming pleasure) using the push-button controls at the base, and though I found that without brand new batteries, the dildo struggled with the lowest setting on each, I was still vastly satisfied with the results. Keeping up with the batteries on this one will certainly be a challenge as I find myself drawn back to this toy over and over again. If I had to limit my toy chest to just one dildo, this would be the one to keep.