Shivvvvver me friggen timbers!

I think that if this were not on sale I would still feel as if it were totally worth my money. I have had my eye on this little guy for a while and am very happy with the fact that I got it.
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Pros
Attractive look to the vibe and packaging, strong vibrations, multiple settings
Cons
Eats up batteries, not waterproof
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

This is very much a novelty vibrator. Made to look like a large pendant with pirate-like designs it is actually nice looking if paired with the right outfit. This can be worn anywhere and used anywhere; it is totally up to you. Designed to stimulate the clitoris with either the curves of the body or the pointed tip, this bad boy can really get you going.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

The Pirates vibe is made from plastic so it is super easy to keep clean and rated an 8 on the safety chart. With no stopper or base, and nothing to retrieve it but a thin chain I do not recommend this for anal or vaginal insertion.

This bullet has no taste or smell. I worry that some of the silver coloring will wear off, but I suppose time will tell.
    • Bumpy

Design / Shape / Size

Shaped almost like a pointy cannon, this little pirate vibe has a bit of a punch. Designed with crossed swords and other raised designs, this has a very nice feel when rubbed over the clit. Small and on a long chain, it is very easy to hide by dropping down your shirt. The length is 2 1/2" with an insertable length of 1 1/2". The circumference is 2 3/4" and the diameter is 7/8".
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

With vibrations mainly based in the pointed head of the bullet it is great for pin point stimulation and not very loud at all if you hold the chain right. The Pirates pendant vibe has 5 settings ranging from Low, High, Pulse, Stronger Pulse, and Accelerating Pulse. This toy is NOT waterproof what so ever so be cautious when cleaning. The fact that it took 3 watch batteries gave me hope, but when I was almost thereā€¦ boom, it shut itself off. I need a lot of strong and persistent stimulation to get to my happy place, so I was not surprised really. If I were any other person I would have most likely gotten there many times.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Multiple settings
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

A good toy spray, wipe or antibacterial cleaner will do just fine, but do not fully submerge it when cleaning since it is not water proof.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

I cannot say enough how much I like the package for this. It is beautiful. I will post pictures instead of trying to put it into words.


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    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Would make a nice gift
Follow-up commentary
As much as I still love my pirate vibe, I am having a very hard time finding new batteries for it. They're not available at any of my local stores; I fear I will have to resort to searching online for the batteries. Besides that, I'm completely happy with it and still love it.
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  • Contributor: Beautiful-Disaster
    Thanks for your review!
  • Contributor: The Mother of a SiNner
    Thank you for the review
  • Contributor: britanny0620
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: FieryRed
    Great writing style and info, thanks!
  • Contributor: GONE!
    Thanks for the detailed review.
  • Contributor: gwenevieve
    thanks for sharing, and thanks for including photos ;3
  • Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    I am glad you liked this one, I too have been eying this for a while now. I better grab it up before they are gone. Thanks for sharing!
  • Contributor: married with children
    thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: bog
    Thank you for your review!
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