I saw the box sitting on my bed when I got home, and let me tell you, my face lit up like a little kid in a candy store. I wasn't sure what was in the box, so it was like Christmas. I opened up to box only to find Shane's World secret lover and it looked like the perfect cock. Nice length, nice girth and very veiny. It's made of a jelly material and the veins and ridges feel realistic, but it's slightly harder than your average cock near the head, but more realistic near the base. The material was nice, and didn't have that nasty cheap plastic sex toy smell, so that was definitely a plus. It's very smooth, but has a somewhat sticky plastic type texture. A good cleaning and a little lube cleared that right up.

The toy itself was good. It's realistic as far as shape, and somewhat realistic as far as texture, and the blue sparkles are cute. I liked the various settings of vibrating, escalating, and pulsating, but I hated the buttons. I don't feel it was very user-friendly, especially in the dark and at that angle. The two buttons makes sense; one for speeds, one as an on/off switch, but still, I didn't like them. I enjoyed many of the higher speeds, but the low speeds were nice as well to mix things up, but personally I like the power.

As for sound, I put it to the boyfriend test. While he sits at his computer not too far from the bed, I pull out my toy while he's not looking and start playing with it to see if he would notice. With a blanket over me, it took him a while to realize what I was doing. I think it would be very discreet alone in a room with the door closed. When I moved the blanket away, it was a little easier to hear, but still only a little buzzing. Usually, I just turn my fan on to drown out the sound, but it wasn't too bad.

The toy is waterproof, and the battery compartment locks so there is no need to worry about it unscrewing while you play. It takes 2 AA batteries. It's very easy to clean, probably because it's waterproof. I tried using both with and without a condom over it, and the condom was lubricated so that saved me the trouble of pulling out my lube and cleaning much faster.

I tried using one of my bullets along with this toy (I'm a big fan of using my bullet during vaginal intercourse) and OMG I was in HEAVEN. I went from zero to orgasm in just a few minutes. I also used the head of the toy on my clit, and that set me off as well.

So, this sex toy is basic. I would say it's good for beginners, or someone looking for something realistic. For me, it got the job done. It was simple, easy to use, and great to keep in your drawer for when you're craving a nice hard cock. Overall, I'd say it is definitely worth the money and a nice investment to start your collection with.