Are you all familiar with the Goddess Artemis? She was the goddess of fertility, and the hunt. And what does she hunt for? Artemis is on the prowl for heat and wetness and touching and sensuality. Aren't all hunters sensual in a way? Stalking their prey - watching every move - observing their desires and eventually moving in for the kill?

The good, the bad and the sexy:

First of all - don't mind the box. It demands four triple A batteries. So I of course tore apart some remote controls rather than wait until the next day to give her a test drive. But by triple A - they actually meant double A. Fortunately, I had those in abundance. However, it took me two scraped knuckles and a couple of broken nails to actually get the batteries in. Artemis was starting to look like a high maintenance girlfriend.

However, we moved into the bedroom, as I was determined to let Artemis prove that she was worth the cost of a manicure. So, I got naked and turned her on. And wow! Did she respond. Loudly. If discretion is what you're looking for, Artemis is not the way to go. I think my neighbors could hear her. But since I'm a single girl, living alone - what do I care? A little noise wasn't going to deter me.

Artemis has two parts to her. A clit stimulator and a rotating head. And as you can see from the photo, she has lots of little spindles all over her. She's soft enough to be comfortable, and yet hard enough to be satisfying. Both of these parts have separate controls and can move faster, slower, simultaneously or alone.

Now perhaps it's just me, but there is no way that I could use this for penetration. Call me a lightweight, but it was just too wide. That being said though, I still loved it. The rotating head creates an "alive" feeling that you can't get from other vibes with shafts that you have to thrust in and out manually. At least this creates stimulation on it's own. Especially with all the little spindles - even with you moving it, it's still creating motion itself that sometimes hits unexpected places. So though I'm claiming it's too big for thrusting, I still loved what it did for me.

So that being said, the clit stimulator becomes a whole separate thing. Because I'm not using the shaft for penetration, if I'm using the clit stimulator on my clit- the head is kind of just rotating somewhere further back - but not doing as much as it should. I almost found the clit stimulator to be a detail (although a nice one, as again - the little spindles are fun). The head itself can be used to stimulate the clit too in a more firm way.

On the whole? I would give this 3 stars out of 5. Artemis is a fun date, but she didn't do as much for me as I would have hoped.