Scraped My Vagina Off!
The removeable vibrator is the only good thing about this toy. Too painful, doesn't fit, the waves do not fit into any of my openings, and I couldn't even use this toy! Unless you're really into painful insertion, don't buy!
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Pros
Powerful vibe
Cons
Does NOT fit, uncomfortable, painful
I was so so excited to get this toy. The vibrations looked powerful, the toy was fun looking, I wanted a G Spot vibrator that also had clitoral vibrations.
What a let down! I have no idea who invented and what the shape of their vagina was, but it no way does this naturally fit into the vagina, or any other hole for that matter. The "waves" at the top of the shaft were so bumpy and unnaturally fitting for a body opening, I have no idea where they thought this toy was going to go! I ended up cutting off the really bumpy waves and seeing if the new modified toy worked any better, but I just ended up throwing this toy out.
A complete waste of money and I wish I would have invested in a better G Spot vibrator. The only good thing I got out of this toy was the bullet vibe, which can be removed and cleaned and used in cock rings, other dildos with insertable vibes, or manually. The vibe is REALLY REALLY powerful, so I usually use it against my fingers and then use my fingers to feel the vibrations. This vibe is perfect if you like really strong vibrations. Personally, it almost rubs off my clit (I usually use medium to medium high vibes).
The tail of the dolphin didn't even reach my clit. I had to take out the vibe and use it manually. The bumpy waves do not LOOK that bad in the photo, but when I took it out of the packaging, I was like, OMG - How will this fit? Oh, it doesn't.
A cute idea that absolutely in no way works. I have no idea why anyone thought those bumpy ass waves would fit into any hole.
What a let down! I have no idea who invented and what the shape of their vagina was, but it no way does this naturally fit into the vagina, or any other hole for that matter. The "waves" at the top of the shaft were so bumpy and unnaturally fitting for a body opening, I have no idea where they thought this toy was going to go! I ended up cutting off the really bumpy waves and seeing if the new modified toy worked any better, but I just ended up throwing this toy out.
A complete waste of money and I wish I would have invested in a better G Spot vibrator. The only good thing I got out of this toy was the bullet vibe, which can be removed and cleaned and used in cock rings, other dildos with insertable vibes, or manually. The vibe is REALLY REALLY powerful, so I usually use it against my fingers and then use my fingers to feel the vibrations. This vibe is perfect if you like really strong vibrations. Personally, it almost rubs off my clit (I usually use medium to medium high vibes).
The tail of the dolphin didn't even reach my clit. I had to take out the vibe and use it manually. The bumpy waves do not LOOK that bad in the photo, but when I took it out of the packaging, I was like, OMG - How will this fit? Oh, it doesn't.
A cute idea that absolutely in no way works. I have no idea why anyone thought those bumpy ass waves would fit into any hole.
Follow-up commentary
4 months after original review
I'm still not a fan of this toy. So, so uncomfortable! I highly suggest anyone who is tempted by this toy, for any reason, to buy another! I know it looks fun, but it does NOT feel fun.
The waves at the top of the shaft are so incredibly uncomfortable, it's ridiculous. Even if you're into the pain game, buy a toy with a large shaft or ribbed or nubbed shafts. This does not fit well into any orifice.
Update: I downgraded the "vroom". It's definitely powerful if you take out the vibe and use it on your clit, but not super powerful, as I have now experienced the Hitachi.
It's not too large, girth wise, as I like very large toys. It was the 'waves' which were so bumpy and uncomfortable. With large toys, you can work your way into making it fit, even with a little bit of pain, which I like. However, with this toy, it wasn't a matter of too large, but the shape. It's just not ergonomic to an orifice. Fitting something smooth and phallic shaped, even when large, is manageable, but fitting a ton of bumpy, odd-shaped 'waves' in was almost impossible, and just hurt.
The only upside is the bullet vibe, which I still use, but you can easily buy this alone and I would suggest doing so.
The waves at the top of the shaft are so incredibly uncomfortable, it's ridiculous. Even if you're into the pain game, buy a toy with a large shaft or ribbed or nubbed shafts. This does not fit well into any orifice.
Update: I downgraded the "vroom". It's definitely powerful if you take out the vibe and use it on your clit, but not super powerful, as I have now experienced the Hitachi.
It's not too large, girth wise, as I like very large toys. It was the 'waves' which were so bumpy and uncomfortable. With large toys, you can work your way into making it fit, even with a little bit of pain, which I like. However, with this toy, it wasn't a matter of too large, but the shape. It's just not ergonomic to an orifice. Fitting something smooth and phallic shaped, even when large, is manageable, but fitting a ton of bumpy, odd-shaped 'waves' in was almost impossible, and just hurt.
The only upside is the bullet vibe, which I still use, but you can easily buy this alone and I would suggest doing so.
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I agree about trying the extended format. It helps readers to get a bigger picture of the product your reviewing.
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Thanks for the review
I'd like to see more information on material, ease of clean up, and size. Did you use any lubrication when trying to insert it?
Really sorry this toy was such a monumental flop for you, wish you better luck next time!
Thanks for the review and welcome to the community!