Doc Johnson's mood powerful vibrator small-discreet massager is best used for clitoral stimulation. Similar in size to a bullet and with under 3 inches of insertable length, this massager is basically useless for penetration and lacks the flared base for anal play. However, the mood massager does come in handy for those who desire vibrations that will carry over to nipple play. In fact, the mood massager offers 7 Functions.

These functions include:
1. Low solid vibe.
2. Medium solid vibe.
3. High solid vibe.
4. Vibe. Stop. Vibe. Stop.
5. Deep varying intensity massage.
6. Boom Boom Boom Boom.
7. Zig-Zag vibe feel.

The highest solid vibe is easily 4 vrooms, though Eden has only rated this stimulator at 3 vrooms. The forth function simply feels like the massager has died mid-vibration, and I find it particularly aggravating. My favorite functions are functions 5 and 6. While I get very close to orgasming with these two functions, this is just not a finisher as much as a teaser. As far as noise level is concerned, I believe this massager is somewhere between 1 and 2 buzzes. Eden rates it as two buzzes on the product page, but I can just barely hear it above my covers if I'm listening for it. If I weren't listening for it, I don't believe it's loud enough when placed under covers to draw attention to it.

The mood vibrator comes in polka-dot packaging, which is particularly aesthetically pleasing, and the box is sturdy enough to hold up for a semi-lengthy period of storage. The vibrator itself comes in blue, pink, black, and purple. I was given the blue to review and found it particularly cheerful. There is a grey swirl "tattoo" located on each of these discreet vibrators. I find it particularly feminine. A small nub at the end of the massager is used to cycle through the functions, and if it is held down, the massager will turn off. There is a sort of squishy o-ring that makes this massager waterproof although a warning sticker states "must close cap tightly."

The back of the box states everything that you would need to know about this product, and for this reason there are no instructions. The box shows that this item is: vibrating, waterproof, velvet touch, whisper quiet, multi-function, plastic, phthalate and latex free, uses 1 AAA battery (not included), can be cleaned with soap and water, is compatible with water, silicone, and water/silicone hybrid lubricants, and has 7 functions. Velvet touch or even the velvet cote is my absolute favorite finish for any toy. There is no smell upon opening the package for this discreet vibe.

However, there is a small slip of paper in the battery compartment to tell you which way to place the battery in. My slip of paper was stuck, and even my pinky finger was too large to get the paper out. I ended up wrapping the end of an old kid's toothbrush in double sided tape in order to finally pull it out. The battery should be placed with the flat end facing up towards you when the compartment is open. If you happen to put the battery in incorrectly, the massager will still turn on, but it will not allow you to cycle through the functions.

I notice on the product page that finger cots are shown as condoms can obviously not be placed over such a small vibe. These cots can be found at most drug stores such as CVS, Walgreens, etc. While measurements can be useful, it is far easier to understand if I compare this vibe to common items. For instance, the vibe is similar in all measurements to my pointer finger (think average hands), it is slightly shorter than 2 AA batteries lined up on top of one another, and around, it is very similar to the circumference of the top of a Chapstick.

While this discreet massager is definitely small enough to even fit well in a small purse or clutch, I would advise taking the battery out. I bumped the bottom of my massager just barely while carrying it around in my clutch, and it turned on. When storing for lengthy periods of time, keep this vibe out of the sun to avoid fading.

I generally do not like toys that are predominantly used for clitoral stimulation, but allow no penetration. I very rarely orgasm with clitoral stimulation alone. If you are like me, you may want to use this discreet massager during actual sex and penetration or with an additional toy. I haven't yet used it for clitoral stimulation during anal sex, but I'm convinced that it would be a huge turn-on. I can see how someone who is beginning to experiment with anal penetration may find the clitoral stimulation comforting as well.

I just don't find the mood small vibrator functional for solo play, which is where I use the majority of my toys currently. It's main function is as a clitoral vibrator, which is fine for those who can orgasm easily without insertion. I am not one of those people unfortunately, and this is just a bit of a pain to hold on to while adding in a thrusting toy. I will give credit in saying that this is a beautiful and discreet vibrator, which would work well for couples.