The Dream Massager G is a great vibe, especially for the price. I got it because I wanted a toy, but was a little broke, but I'd happily pay more for it if I had to. Its plastic exterior is smooth and silky feeling, but also hard to the touch. Being made out of plastic, an 8 makes it pretty high on the material safety rating, too! The turned up end on this hits my G-spot a little bit every time I pull it out, which is super nice. While I think its shape makes it good for masturbation with or without the vibe turned on, my favorite part might be its low and rumbly vibrations; not buzzy like some tend to be.

The speed/intensity is controlled by a knob on the bottom of the dildo; turn from off to low to high with a sliding scale, not just specific settings. For me, one down side to the knob on the bottom like this, is that if I'm really wet, it makes turning the knob difficult, as the whole dildo just turns instead! Its noise level is average, I'd say. Not horribly loud, but also not good for a quiet setting if you don't want others to hear.

Generally, this toy is easy to clean -- its smooth surface makes it so that a quick swipe with a toy cleaning wipe does the trick for the most part. There is, however, a small seam towards the bottom where the toy comes apart for the battery compartment, which tends to collect a little bit of bodily fluids. Just unscrew it and that cleans up nice and fast, too.

The one down side that I found with this toy is that I like to use rechargeable batteries when I can in order to avoid buying them again and again, but in this toy, the rechargeable ones are just a teeny bit too big. This means that they will go into the toy, but you may have an incredibly difficult time getting them out.