I was excited to receive this toy: it's red, jelly, with fun little nubs. Upon opening the box I was confronted with an altogether unpleasant plastic-y smell. I'm used to jelly toys having a rubbery odor but this was a bit over-powering. I washed the toy a few times and the odor became much milder but was still present. Besides the smell, the toy was nicely firm and the bumps were big enough to be noticeable. I eagerly put the batteries in the control pack and turned it on to see how strong the vibrations were. Except nothing happened. I gave the control pack a little shake and the toy was still definitely un-vibe like. I took the batteries out and put new ones in. The toy was still standing proudly at-attention without a quiver to be seen.

A little glitch like no vibe wasn't going to stop this reviewer though. I wrapped it in a condom (because jelly can't be sterilized like silicon) and decided to see if it would at least make a decent dildo. The toy was definitely just the right shape; the nubs were delicious going in and coming out, the slight arch to the toy held it perfectly cupped to my insides. With the base being flared, I could also safely use this as an anal toy. Once again, I wasn't disappointed in the shape of the toy and those nubs drove me a little crazy as it was going in. It might be a little too much for someone new to anal toys, but for me it was a nice size. But without the addition of vibrations or a partner wearing it with a harness, this isn't a toy that I would keep.

So I when my girlfriend got home I asked if I could use it on her. I slipped it into my harness and after an appropriate amount of teasing to get her juices flowing, we got to hard work test-riding the Ruby. Just as I found though, the toy while not being bad was still on the "nyeh" side of things. I ended up tearing my harness off and finishing up the job myself. After wards, she said that the toy was alright but didn't really do anything for her.
Sorry Ruby, no second date for you.