When I first found out I was to be reviewing the Royal Rascal, I was a bit apprehensive to say the least. Based on looks alone, this is something that I would have never really given a second glance. To describe it in its most simple form, it reminds me of a soccer ball that is being propelled into the air by a fountain of water, equipped with a dolphin acting as a clit stimulator, connected to the base, or at least that’s the impression I formed when I looked up the item online.

Upon receiving the item and picking it up to explore it a bit further, I can say that I was quite happy with the soft smooth texture of the silicone and how it was firm, yet still had some flexibility. While I personally do not find the design to be aesthetically pleasing, the texture of the Royal Rascal was more than enough to make up for the looks.

In fact, just by feel alone, I was excited to see how it would feel inside of me and that really got me thinking. I then quickly went to go clean it and put in some batteries and I was surprised to find that it only required AAA batteries, and that the battery compartment was very easy to load, which was a definite plus.

To get myself started, I turned on the vibrating function, and noticed the first speed did nothing for me, so I turned it up the second. That was a bit more like it, and I played with it on my clit, just lightly touching it so that I could feel the vibrations while simultaneously using some of my Liquid Silk Lubricant to slowly finger myself.

The combination of my fingers and the dolphin were enough to get me really excited and ready to go, but not quite enough to push me to the edge, so I decided that it was time for the rest of the Royal Rascal to finish the job.

Due to the lube and the fact that I was playing with myself, I was already nice and wet, so the insertion itself was not a problem and one of the first things I noticed was the textures of the Royal Rascal, that were originally throwing me off, felt quite nice when it was on the inside. Slowly, I began to grind against it and take it in so I could feel it in all its glory. I found that I needed to turn the rotation up to its highest setting of three, and while it did feel nice, it left me wanting more, so I changed positions, but it still left me needing more.

While I enjoyed the vibrator itself, this is not one I would be picking up to get the job done. Instead, this would be more like one that would be used in foreplay to get you excited and ready for the main event. I personally need something with a bit more power and size to it; however, for someone that is new to vibrators and rabbits, this would definitely be a great piece to start your collection with.

The functions are quite simple and very easy to read, and they are not at all overwhelming, and the fact that it is both waterproof and silicone is also a great plus.

I had finally decided that it was time to start doing some remodeling of my room so I enlisted a friend to come help me clean and pack up boxes. Almost half-way through the room he decides it time to start boxing up what is under my bed: out come my camera kits, then my portfolios, a bin of shoes and (with a slightly amused expression on his face) boxes and boxes of toys.

"You can't possibly use them all?" he asked, to which I so smartly replied: "of course not all at the same time. Besides," I said (as I pointed to the general area of the boxes), "those are the ones I use the most, this box I'm not sure about and this one I don't use at all." Dirty and sweaty with a naughty gleam in his eye, he suggested that for the purpose of cleaning we should go through the TBD box and figure out where they all belong. With my back against the wall and his excitement visibly growing as he kissed me while holding me there, who was I to say no to some help from a friend?

He quickly took control, making sure to tease me so that I was literally begging to be fucked. After what felt like an eternity he finally grabbed a toy. Turning on the clit stimulator he began to let it graze over my clit while running its shaft over my hot wet lips bringing me closer to the edge. Finally he inserted the shaft into my waiting pussy and turned it on. At this point I was begging for him to fuck me with it but he wouldn't give in. Holding me down to prevent me from trying to take it all in, he turned up the speed on the clit stimulator while turning on the rest of the rascal. Keeping it firmly planted against my g-spot, he quickly took me to a very intense climax, causing me to have orgasm after orgasm and anxiously await my turn to repay the favor with the thought of cleaning long gone.

Since then, this rascal has found a new home amongst all of my other favorites.