Rotten Egg
Don't buy this. Unfortunately, it doesn't like staying powered on and may take you 50+ tried to get it working again.
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Pros
Powerful, cute, easy to use.
Cons
Fickle power, not consistent, dies.
This was incredibly disappointing.
To begin with, the batteries are strange proprietary mini batteries that you couldn't possibly replace without special ordering. I've seen lots of strange batteries, but these were bizarre. However, they provided a surprising amount of power and served up a fantastic orgasm . . . once. The second time I tried it it died DURING CLIMAX. I was outraged and pulled out my old faithful vibe to finish up, but it definitely killed the mood. It seems to decide to stop working at its own leisure. Not acceptable. The batteries aren't dead. It's just fickle. I tried to turn it on a third time and literally had to push the "on" button sixty times before it worked. It sputtered and tried to get started, but failed repeatedly. Very strange indeed.
The idea for this vibrating egg is good and the design is acceptable. The one button control is nice and I enjoyed the escalating levels of vibration. A little red light pops on when activated and it is reassuring for some reason, but serves little purpose. I was overall not happy with this product and would not recommend it. I was impressed by the power this little buzzer had, but consistency is vital in a vibe. It seems that the only other reviewers had good luck with it, so perhaps mine was just faulty, but I simply cannot handle having a vibrator die mid-orgasm. Can you?
Note: I take awhile to get revved up. Someone who has quicker orgasms might do well with this. Maybe 15-20 minutes is too long for this one to last, but I don't think I pushed it too hard. Just keep in mind that you tougher to please ladies might be a little disappointed and should keep a back up ready at hand.
To begin with, the batteries are strange proprietary mini batteries that you couldn't possibly replace without special ordering. I've seen lots of strange batteries, but these were bizarre. However, they provided a surprising amount of power and served up a fantastic orgasm . . . once. The second time I tried it it died DURING CLIMAX. I was outraged and pulled out my old faithful vibe to finish up, but it definitely killed the mood. It seems to decide to stop working at its own leisure. Not acceptable. The batteries aren't dead. It's just fickle. I tried to turn it on a third time and literally had to push the "on" button sixty times before it worked. It sputtered and tried to get started, but failed repeatedly. Very strange indeed.
The idea for this vibrating egg is good and the design is acceptable. The one button control is nice and I enjoyed the escalating levels of vibration. A little red light pops on when activated and it is reassuring for some reason, but serves little purpose. I was overall not happy with this product and would not recommend it. I was impressed by the power this little buzzer had, but consistency is vital in a vibe. It seems that the only other reviewers had good luck with it, so perhaps mine was just faulty, but I simply cannot handle having a vibrator die mid-orgasm. Can you?
Note: I take awhile to get revved up. Someone who has quicker orgasms might do well with this. Maybe 15-20 minutes is too long for this one to last, but I don't think I pushed it too hard. Just keep in mind that you tougher to please ladies might be a little disappointed and should keep a back up ready at hand.
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Sounds like this may have been faulty. Sorry you were disappointed. Thanks for the review
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Sorry you didn't like it. Pretty good review though.
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Thanks for the review
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That stinks. I've had a lot of problems with CalExotics toys. Didn't have any problems with this one, but they have made the mistake of sending out pvc Double Divers instead of TPR ones and the last product I got from them, which was also supposed to be TPR, smelled like nail polish remover. Contact them and complain!
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Nice review
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Thanks for the information. CalEx quality always reflects the price...
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thanks 4 the review. really helps
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thanks 4 the review. really helps
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