When I received the Waterproof remote egg, I switched it on and thought it was really loud, although you really can not hear it when it is inside the body. I had many conversations while the keeper of the remote (my boyfriend) looked on with a grin. It did make me jump every time it went on, although thankfully no one knew what we were up to.

My boyfriend uses it when I least expect it, and out in public it is literally a thrilling experience. It is big enough for vaginal stimulation, but small enough for very comfortable anal use [Editor’s note: Not recommend as it can easily get lost in the anus, as it has no flanged base]. It is easily used in the rear and it increases the intensity of both sex and orgasms.

During the times that it actually did not get me off, it still made me ready for more. I sat down in a chair to see if the maximum effect felt any better, but it is great in any position. I love the vibrations and the fact that I can use it just about anywhere. My boyfriend and I used it during some bondage play and it made it much more fun. He would push a button from another room and I could still feel it.

This toy really excited my boyfriend. He enjoyed the idea of being naughty in public and no one knowing about it. The idea of all the different settings is great, although I do not care for how loud it is and it is a little a bit too big. I do not think you could really get away with it anywhere where it is completely silent though, since you can hear a faint buzzing that may get suspicious after a while. My boyfriend completely tortured me with it throughout dinner one night. I also used it on the base of his penis while he was receiving oral and he exploded faster than he ever has before. I just received this yesterday; I have already used it twice and I am planning to use it again later.