After a long delay – and a few awkward conversations with my building manager – I finally got hold of the box that contained my Ravenous Rabbit. When I opened this long-delayed Christmas present, the first thing I noticed was the packaging on the vibrator itself; it was an unfortunately cheap-looking plastic and cardboard box. However, I was too excited about my first rabbit vibrator to get hung up on the case.

 I slid out the plastic tray and removed the vibrator. It was squishy purple jelly, with a thick ridged shaft and a long-eared rabbit attachment. Just looking at it was made my insides wet.

 I started myself, without using the vibrator at all. When I was wet enough, I slid the rabbit over my skin, letting the bunny ears bat at my nipples and skin. I noticed that: the highest speed vibration was loud enough the neighbors might have heard it. The vibrator sounded like a hair dryer. The lower setting was quieter. The vibrations weren’t as strong, more of a steady, almost relaxing hum.

 The jelly was supple and a little sticky in my fingers. I moved it downwards, running it over the soft skin inside my thighs, getting used to the vibration. I slid the bunny ears right up against my clit, where they throbbed softly. I relaxed, perhaps too much, I might even have fallen asleep for a moment. I came back to myself and pulled the covers up to muffle the noise. Then I turned the vibrator on full-strength; rabbit and shaft.

 The shaft was the real treasure. When I slid it in, the thick ridges nestled without scraping against my inner walls. It was a thick toy, but no thicker than average, and I worked it in and out slowly so I could get used to it. The smooth head vibrated in deep circles, pressing against my insides. I used my hands and some trial and error before I figured out which button reversed the rotation. Then I settled in and enjoyed it.

 Overall, the Ravenous Rabbit was easy to figure out, and smooth to the touch. The shaft didn’t have the fancy pearls or beads that other vibes do, but the rotation was strong. The bunny’s ears were definitely a little hard, and the clit vibration wasn’t very strong. The base was a little bit clunky, and the noise was definitely a problem at first; I wouldn’t recommend this toy to anyone with nosy roommates! This is a good basic vibrator, I would recommend it for someone who wants a simple all-in-one vibe.