Continuing my quest for a g-spot orgasm, I auditioned the Wild G. The bulbous shaft moved in slow curves into a swell that looked both inviting and stimulating. Did the Wild G give me a g-spot orgasm? No. Well, not yet. However, it did give me some of the quickest and most blinding clitoral orgasms, so I am inclined to forgive it.

 I unfortunately received the Wild G while I was on my period. Tragically, the one week I want to masturbate more than any other is the same time I hesitate to put my toys inside me. I crave my rabbit-esque vibrators when menstruating, but refuse to use them. But the Wild G is waterproof. Problem solved.

 The curves of the Wild G filled me comfortably, conformed to my body. I turned on the shaft, and it did stimulate my g-spot. I felt that deep, tingling pressure below my belly. I faintly felt like I had to pee; however, as with all the other toys, the sensation faded.

 I cranked on the clitoral vibrator. The three spines arching out from the vibrator are perfect. They stimulated below my clit, on my clit, above my clit. I barely lasted to the third setting. My orgasm rose and crashed over me directly. I came so fast. Perfect.

 I could hear the vibrator working on me through the water though it wasn’t overly loud, yet it barely produced ripples in the water. When I was done, I was spent. My heart made my body quiver so that it made the water shake more than the vibe had. I melted into the water in the bathtub, draping my arm over the rim so as not to drown.

 However, in subsequent uses where the sensations were not entirely foreign, I did not orgasm so instantly. As the Wild G stimulated me more and my normal orgasm approached, my muscles began to latch around the rotating shaft. The shaft then struggled against my clenches. My enjoyment actually hindered the toy from performing a little.

 My only wish for the Wild G was that it was more powerful and had more settings. I am horribly spoiled when it comes to multispeed vibrators. My first vibe has ten speeds, and I have never been satisfied with much less since. The Wild G made me cum wonderfully but left me wanting more—more power, more options. But its shape was perfect for me. I may even let it to continue to chase my g-spot.