My new sex toy had arrived earlier and I couldn’t wait to take it home. As I pulled the Tropical G Wave|Eden waterproof tropical G wave by EDEN out of its plastic casing my roommate commented that it could almost pass for an art piece sitting on side table. I would defiantly agree that the first thing I thought was that it is beautiful. It is a see through ocean blue color with cascading waves on underside. It also has a friendly little dolphin that holds a bullet vibe to tickle your clit.

 The second thing I noticed about it was dang, it seems so much girthier than the other rabbit-type vibes I own. I was not sure if it was too big for me, but I’m not one to knock it before I try it. I began to play around with it, and soon noticed it had a suction cup at the base, and would firmly stick to any flat surface. I did not test out this feature, but it sure powered up my imagination on what I could do with it.

 On to the vibrations. This jelly toy came with a bullet vibe that is powered by three watch batteries (six are included for immediate play). The vibrations it produced were pretty intense for its size. There is a single setting for vibrations with a simple on/off button, or so I thought. It was actually hard to turn it off; you had to press the button 10+ times for it to be successful, so I would just take out the batteries.

 When my roommate left, I jumped into bed to try and ride this wave. I began by powering on the little bullet and teasing my clit with it. Then, as I started getting wet, I began to rub the tip over my hole. I decided I better lube this bad boy up before trying anything. After it was sufficiently lubed up, I started to insert it, but it was painfully and uncomfortably big, and those aforementioned waves weren’t helping any. I even tried playing with a smaller toy first, and still no luck.

 Overall this toy has many pros, but it’s just too big for me. It is waterproof, nicely textured, a good vibrator, and it has a cool suction base. I’m sure this would be a great addition for someone who is a little more accepting of his size, but he is definitely not for beginners or the size conscious.