I was so thrilled to be receiving my first vibe to review. A lifelong fan of rabbit vibes, opening up the “Pink Mini Rabbit” was a true Christmas treat!

Girly-girl pink and pretty; too cute to be a sex toy! I wanted to show it to my Mom, but I wasn’t sure she would appreciate the gesture. Unfortunately, your olfactory senses are assaulted as soon as you open the package. The smell is terrible (typical of jelly toys), and it took a few tries to soap off the funk.

After loading her up with four AAA batteries, it was go time. There are three buttons on the base: R (which I assume stands for rotation), F (function maybe), and V (you KNOW what that means). R controls the rotation, up to six different speeds. F works in cahoots with R, reversing the rotation in five different ways. V has six different levels of vibe.

I could have laid there for an hour, just using the rotation. The beads in the shaft are quite intense and the rotation function was quite appeasing. Keeping in mind that this is a SLIM vibe, you cannot expect to get too much G stimulation. But nonetheless, I give the rotation function a standing ovation. I don’t think I could have finished with just the rotation, but it would be a great warm up for other things.

The bunny encases a small bullet, that for its size is quite loud. I turned it on and had to keep looking up to see if my kids would get up and come downstairs. I was saddened to see that the ears did not quite hit my clitoris when the shaft was inserted properly. I had to pull up on the vibe, losing some of the vaginal stimulation, just to get a taste of the buzzing bunny. Once again, being a slim vibe, this is one of the drawbacks.

The Pink Mini Rabbit is an aesthetically pleasing piece, absolutely darling. Function wise, it is a small vibe, so not so good for the veteran player.

Overall, the outcome was the same with any vibe, but I had to put in a little more effort than usual.