I was so excited to get my first toy to review that I was literally bouncing around. Unfortunately, the Candy Luxus Rabbit did not live up to what I had expected.

The boyfriend and I opened the box in the car, and what I found was a shock. First off, this was my first silicone vibrator, and I was unprepared for the rubbery smell [Editor's Note: TPR Silicone is NOT 100% silicone]. Secondly, it was much bigger around at the base than I had anticipated. I half-joked, half-said that I was a little scared of the thing. The boyfriend said that he had batteries for it (3 AA's, not included... also not included are a set of instructions in English. There is a customer care pamphlet, which took me ages to find the English part on that, but no instructions), so off we went.

Because I was a little daunted by its size and firmness, (my current vibrators are both my of jelly), and we didn't have any lube on hand, I prepared myself for it by a few rounds of sex with the boyfriend. Now that I was fully aroused and quite moist, I felt ready to tackle the Candy Luxus.

But first we had to play with the buttons. Well, almost immediately the rotation mechanism failed. That's okay, I don't need a swirly motion by this already swirly toy. It seemed quite loud, but I thought it would be quieter inside me.

It was uncomfortable to insert. Not only because of the girth, but because the rather large ridges in the spiral made me have to maneuver it around to fit it in. The main vibrator is in the clitoral stimulator, but it isn't that buzzy for how much noise it makes. I had to press it firmly against my clit to give any pleasurable sensation. I did find that if I rocked it in a lever motion up and down at a slight diagonal, the ridges rubbed fantastically against my G spot. It alone wasn't enough to bring me to orgasm, but with a little help from the boyfriend, I eventually had a small yet intense orgasm.

Using this vibrator alone would not bring me to orgasm. Once I did climax, while my cunt was still spasming, it made it actually more uncomfortable to remove it. Overall, I'm rather sadly disappointed.