Ah… my blue heaven. Not the one from the song or the Steve Martin movie. I am talking about my amazing Penthouse Blue Heaven vibrator|Blue heaven rabbit vibrator. I am pleased to announce that this toy met my high expectations and then surpassed them.

I opened up the box as soon as it arrived. The box was pretty huge, but the toy itself is rather substantial. There weren’t any directions, which is usually a pet peeve with me; but it was so easy to figure out how to put the batteries in, they weren’t really necessary. After cleaning it thoroughly, I put four AA batteries in my gorgeous blue baby, lubed it up, and went to town.

First of all, the material it is made of is very realistic. I’ve never used such a realistic feeling vibrator before. I know there are realistic dildos|Life-like vibrating dildos available, but this is the first realistic vibrator I have used. It truly makes a difference. With this vibrator; it feels incredibly natural, and I really got hooked on that.

With just a few drops of lube, it slid in easier than any toy I’ve used so far. On top of that, the insertable length is five inches, which is a few inches beyond the average vibe and can be hard to find. The rabbit part is made of the same patented Jel-Lee material as the rest of the vibrator and does a very good job making me squirm. The four rows of large silver beads shift and rotate at their own volition, independently of the clitoral stimulator, and grind against your g-spot very sweetly.

There are three different programmed variations, which are also accompanied by green and red lights. I barely noticed the lights though because my eyes were usually closed, and my head was thrown back in ecstasy. Cleanup is a breeze too. Needless to say, the combination of all these things make me orgasm every time.

This is my new favorite vibrator. If I could improve upon it, I would make these suggestions. First, I’d make the motors softer. It can be rather loud. I reserve this one for when the nosy neighbor is away. Next, I wish I had more control over the actions. You basically turn it on, and it does what it wants. You can control the speed, but I would also like to be able to control the variations myself. Thirdly, I would include directions. I like to understand the preset programs and controls before I begin to use vibrator, and I’m never patient. Directions would remedy surprises in variation. Ultimately, the only bad part about this toy is putting it down and moving on with your day or night. That sucks.

All in all, I give it five stars. If you’ve never tried a realistic vibe, this is the one for you. I’m giving it five bees because it can be as loud as your electric mixer, but I give it four vrooms because the vibrations are just right.

As I sit here and write this review, my vagina aches for the memory of my Blue Heaven. So sad.

I had read that these vibrators don't last long and this one didn't. The shaft still works but the clitoral stimulator has since said, "Bye Bye!" I guess she got a better job somewhere else because she packed her bags and left. It's not as much fun using the shaft alone (probably because I remember the heaven of the entire package). I prefer to keep it off and use it as a dildo. Those beads make me feel amazing, and the noise factor is non-existent.

It's kind of pathetic how much I loved this vibe. The plastic they use is just so lifelike. It feels wonderful inside of your body. I'd grown really attached to it. Oh, well. I'm gonna keep it as long as I can. When it's dead, I'm going to send it down the River Styx. I'll keep my chin high, and allow it to sail on into the sunset. But I'm not ready to do that just yet.