Now this is what I’d call the bad boy of rabbit vibrators. Honestly, when I first got my hands on this 11 inch monster vibe, I couldn’t decide if I should be afraid of its almost traumatizing length or admire the depths of its robust and exquisite beauty.

 The spiraling metal beads made this erotic obsession look like royalty. Naturally, I was all the more excited by the sight of the triple action clitoral teaser, which made my clit throb and feel like a princess. The ribbed texture of the shaft alone made my pussy tremble with the thought of how good it was going to feel inside of me. I said to myself, “Goddamn, if I am getting this horny over this toy by just looking at it, I can only imagine how orgasmic it’s going to feel when I test out this big papa!”

 Stormy’s Erotic Obsession has two plain and simple controls with five levels of intensity. The left side of the control pad is for rotating the beads while the right side controls the vibration of the clitoral teaser. Testing each speed was an exciting experience in itself. When I shuffled through each level on each side, the beads were gracefully rotating from low to high speed, and the vibration was strong, rapid, and consistent in the clitoral teaser.

However, the noise was that of a heavy duty power tool; I wouldn’t have been surprised if the neighbors came knocking at my door to tell me to crank the volume down. To be fair, one can’t expect any toy of this size and length to be as quiet as a fan (or even discrete enough to tuck in your underwear drawer, so make sure you have a clever and spacious hiding place for it).

 I felt blessed that my roommate wasn’t around, because the instant I slid the head inside of me with a little bit of pressure, I moaned as if I hurt myself. Yes, this thing is huge. It’s not the thickest rabbit vibrator in the world, but it sure packs quite a punch for a pussy as small and tight as mine. Since it isn’t used to anything this massive, I experienced some pain, but for me it was the pleasurable sort of pain that’s fun and enjoyable.

I absolutely loved how the beads gently massaged against the walls of my pussy. I melted in ecstasy. If an orgasm was an exploding volcano, then mine could have shaken up an entire continent. I had to gag my mouth with my fist to make myself shut up.

 If there’s one irritating factor that I found in Stormy’s Erotic Obsession, it was that the control pad, which is made of plastic, seems weak and fragile, but I give it props for not being heavy, bulky, or tricky to handle like some rabbit vibrators. Personally, I can’t stand having a flimsy lid that will chip off or break when I change the batteries.

Oh yeah, I can’t forget to mention the smell. The material is jelly; not even the most effective toy cleaner will wash the sometimes off-putting odor, but a condom can hide it and also make cleaning much easier. Despite these flaws, they don’t take away from the fact that this is one excellent product that I’m sure many women will enjoy as much as I did.

 At the end of my playtime, I truly felt that Stormy’s Erotic Obsession was one of the most orgasmic and mind-blowing experiences that I’ve gained from a sex toy, which is why I give it the highest recommendation. Unfortunately, I can’t imagine myself ever fully getting used to a toy this long and big. So to all you ladies who are proud to say that they’re a size queen, purchase Stormy’s Erotic Obsession; every inch of its texture, size, and length was designed especially for your pleasure.