The Paris Duckie is a fun take on the traditional rubber ducky, only all glitzed up. It comes sporting a crystal nose-piercing and wearing a feather boa. You can get it in either black or pink. Truthfully, it's pretty cute. It's smiling at you, like it's happy to be getting you off. I ended up ditching the feather boa pretty quickly, since it's not really bath-time attire. It's secured with velcro, so it's pretty easy to take on and off. As far as discretion goes, it looks just like a non-vibrating rubber ducky, so anyone who discovers this in your possession will probably not immediately think it's a vibrator (but they might think you're weird for being a grown-ass person with a rubber ducky).

The Paris Duckie takes two AA batteries, and puts out a corresponding amount of power: I found it perfectly sufficient, but I am not a power queen. It's reasonably loud, but you can muffle the sound with a blanket or, you know, water. To turn the vibe on, you push down on the Duckie's back. You turn it off the same way. There are two separate points of vibration: one in the head and one in the tail. You have to have a Phillips-head screwdriver to get the battery compartment open, which is kind of irritating. Since it's made of plastic, you can actually use silicone lube with it if you decide to actually use it in the bathtub or the shower, which is a plus.

As far as performance goes, the Paris Duckie definitely put out enough power to get me off. I did try it in the bath: the Duckie floats, but the balance isn't quite right, so it floats a little off-kilter. I didn't need to use any lube with the Duckie, since it's mostly an external toy. As far as battery-operated toys go, it's pretty powerful. However, if you need Hitachi-level power to get off, give this one a miss.

Care and feeding: the Paris Duckie is made of plastic, so you can't sterilize it, so no sharing (you can't really easily put a condom on any part of this toy). You should just wash it with warm water and soap, taking care not to get any water in the battery compartment (which really shouldn't happen if you have the battery compartment screwed down).

Aside from the annoyance of getting the battery compartment open, this is a pretty fun novelty. It's not going to be an everyday go-to vibe and you probably won't want to travel with it, but it's cute and it's fun to have perverted, vibrating versions of totally innocent things.