...Or save it for a little better quality toy. I don't have a whole lot of good to say about the Silicone Penis Extension With Vibrator. After waiting weeks for a toy to review and having my original choice shot down because apparently Eden Fantasys has changed the review process again, I received this toy. The extension itself isn't bad. Nice soft flexible silicone in a lovely purple color. Soft to the touch with a realistic shape penis tip. It also has a ring of nicely textured bumps about an inch wide under the head of the sleeve, but the TPR silicone material picks up every hair, dust bunny etc. in the room. I could almost see everything flying through the air and sticking to the extension, and this was before I even laid it down. Big time dust magnet. The smell of the silicone wasn’t overpowering at all as some of the toys I have gotten before. [Editor's note: silicone itself has no smell, it is the rubber content of TPR material that gives a scent.] Size-wise, the sleeve on the vibrator is about 6” long with about 5” insertable. It is about 4 ½“ around at the bumps at its thickest.

The vibrator itself is a standard 6" hard plastic cylinder with a dial control bottom, taking 2 C batteries, which apparently no one around here uses anymore as it took me to 3 different stores before I found some. Maybe I should have ordered some from Eden Fantasys, but it’s batteries, everyone has batteries. I don’t think I will wait until I get a toy to buy batteries, I’m going to stock up on all sizes regardless of immediate need. The vibe does have a pretty shiny silver finish to it.

So after the trip into town and 3 stores later I finished my other errands and headed home anticipating a little "ME" time with my new toy. Maybe I shouldn’t have anticipated so much.

After my hunt for batteries was over I headed home excited to try my new toy. I probably could have saved the excitement for something else. Popping in the batteries I tried to pop the dial control back on the vibrator. Yeah right. After about 5 minutes of fumbling I finally got the threads lined up and the battery cover/dial control back on right and twisted it to full power or what I thought would be full power. Did I get bad batteries? Nope, nothing wrong with the batteries, it was the vibrator. It has no power. Now I'm very much into power. This wasn't going to give it to me though (side note here, it is really quiet). Well I decided to go ahead and put the extension sleeve on the vibrator and try it out anyway. Big mistake there. Getting out my water based lube 'cause it wasn't going on the vibrator without out it, I put what I thought was a generous amount on both the vibe and inside the sleeve. As it slid onto the vibe I thought this isn't too hard and then "RIP", a nice slit about 2" long appeared down the side. OK, now what? This was not going to work once I inserted it. Thinking fast I grabbed a piece of duct tape, yes I said duct tape. I have always said if you can't duct it fuck it and that is exactly what I wanted to do with it. Strategically placing the duct tape inside the sleeve to hold the slit closed, I washed the hair and dust off (remember the dust magnet feature?), added some lube and inserted it into my pussy. Nice fit, not too big, not too small. The bumps just under the head had a nice feel to it. I then thrust it in and out a few times, mmmm feels a little better. Then I turned the control to high, at least I think I turned it to high. I didn't feel any difference between on and off. After thrusting with it a few more minutes and rubbing it on my clit, all I was feeling was frustration. The slit just got longer and the vibe just didn't have any power at all. So I tossed this toy to the side and grabbed my trusty never-fail-me Wahl vibe and completed the job.