If I had to describe the pleasure I got from this discreet massager by Lady Calston there would not be enough words to express how great it was. I fell in love with the Chestnut Vibe from the time I first felt the pulsating setting on my clitoris. I was in the most blissful state a woman could be in with a room full of people working her nerves. Yes I dare say that I tried this massager out in public. Okay, I admit it wasn't completely public but at my best friends boring birthday bash. I must say that this is hands down the best discreet massager I have ever experienced. I slipped away from the lively party and into the pool where it was crowded and no one would notice me and played a daring game of hide the massager.

The Chestnut Vibe is about the size of my pinkie finger. It is very small and discreet for use anywhere you can get your hands into your bottoms without raising suspicions. The vibrator has a bulb head and a cylindrical shaft that is tiny. The power switch is located on the bulb of the massager. The switch is a simple on/off dot that is easy to use. The massager has seven different settings for you to try by simply pressing the power switch. However I must advise you that only about three of them can really be used in a discreet manner. The other four settings are quite noisy and will attract attention to you.

The vibration settings range from a small buzz to a large buzz and alternates with some pulsating patterns. The pulsating patterns are the best! They definitely give this product the edge that helped push me over to orgasm. There are some slight set backs to the vibrations though. This little massager is hard to hold and still receive pleasure at the same time. It is nearly impossible. The massager is quite strong to be so small so when you turn it on and are holding the massager you can feel the vibrations in your hands. My hand vibrating was a bit distracting for me and took away from my pleasure. I kept getting distracted by my hand shaking. What do you do when you run into a problem? You solve it by finding the best solution. I simply put the massager in between my legs and closed them. That proved quite effective at relieving the situation. Once you find the best setting and position for you relax and let the massager do the rest.

While everyone in the pool was playing Marco Polo I was enjoying the Chestnut Vibe without anyone noticing. How is that possible you ask? The Chestnut Vibe is waterproof! Now if that isn't amazing, I don't know what is. Actually I do know and that is the massager comes with it's own set of batteries! Never have I ever received a product that comes with batteries until now. The Chestnut Vibe takes three watch batteries. It comes with six batteries so you can enjoy the fun a little longer. At the affordable price this discreet massager comes at you can afford to splurge on some extra batteries in case you run out of the ones that come in the pack. Trust me when I say they last a long time. I have used the vibrator for about a total of four hours and the batteries are still going strong.

So what could make this package even better than it already is you may wonder. I have the answer for you of course... clean up. The Chestnut Vibe is easy to clean. To clean the massager, I simply sprayed it with some toy cleaner and wiped it off and it was ready for use again. The operation, assembly and clean up of the massager is so easy that anyone can do it. So honestly you shouldn't still be reading this review, you should be pressing the order button and waiting to get your chance to experience the pleasures of this pulsating pink massager.