I went to my local shop looking for a "new thrill": Something affordable that had a g-spot stimulation feature. I saw this toy and its pretty packaging on the shelf next to the typical plastic-encased dildos and vibes with pictures of women making "o faces" and sweating. It seemed serious, fun, said on the box that it got a good review, and was affordable. I picked it up excited to get it home.

This is where it went downhill. Out of the package, it looks like a translucent pickle with a silver orb sloppily inserted into it during the molding process. It had a cord partially encased in its harder TPR silicone shaft. It didn't feel smooth, it almost felt sticky and had "seam lines" from the mold that weren't sharp, but I'd find later to be uncomfortable.

Upon use, the vibe was quiet--that's a plus! The nubs on the end that looked so exciting really didn't do that much for me, and ended up pushing more than rubbing where I wanted it to due to the stiffness. The seams I mentioned felt scratchy the more I tried to play.

A note on cleaning this toy: you have to look out for the hole that the cord extends from. Its easy for moisture to get inside and this can cause bacterial growth.

The control and battery case got dropped. Yes, I guess I was careless! One drop and the whole bottom broke and is now taped together.

My ex-boyfriend reached into my toy box once and got this toy out. He liked the bumps on the narrow end, saying it made it easier to hold/grip. Based on what I've already mentioned about my dislike of this toy, I didn't have the reactions he'd hoped for from this toy so he went back to some old favorites.

We did try this toy for anal play, and "double stuffing." It would have been fun except for those darn uncomfortable seams and the overall... well... "internally unflattering" design. With the toy inserted anally and my ex entering me vaginally, he said he liked the bumps and could feel them, and the vibration as he went along. While it was fun for him, we moved on to better toys for that kind of fun.