Lucid dream no. 84 - Bullet and egg vibrators

Lucid dream no. 84

Egg discontinued
by Doc Johnson

Review is sponsored by

EdenFantasys

Pretty Big Hype, No Action

This is a great shape. It is easy to hold with easy to reach controls and a unique design. I was not a huge fan of this toy or the way that it was packaged.

Published: November 8, 2011

Pros

~Light bulb shape makes it easy to hold
~Easy to use controls

Cons

~Too Bulky
~Strong plastic smell
~Low Vibrations/not much difference

Rating by reviewer:

Vroom:

Intensity Level: 1/5
Bee:

Noise Level: 2/5

useful review

Use

This looks like it would be a great clitoral simulator, with medium sized nubs to enhance your pleasure.
It would be great to use as a couple or alone. This works for a person who does not like a lot of vibration and is kind of new to the whole toy thing.

Who / How / What
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Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
- Couples
- Sensory play
- Solo
Where
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Where / what types of places can this product be used?
- Anywhere
- Tub/shower/pool
Features
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What kind of features does this product offer?
- Easy to clean
Body / part areas
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What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
- Clitoris

Material / Texture

The texture is soft silicone with nubs on the top. The smell was pretty strong and even after the first wash before use it still smelled a lot like plastic. The texture did not add any extra stimulation, in fact the whole toy added no stimulation for me.

- Bumpy
- Smooth
- Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The shape of this toy is almost like a light bulb in that it is smaller near the base and wider near the top. The design and shape were perfect as it was easy to hold. The vibrations did nothing for me personally. The size of the tip was a little to large for me as well; it was like tying to use a tennis ball. This toy is a great size for anyone who loves lager bullets. This toy can be hidden in a drawer or a box but people would know what it was. It is not discreet and I am sure if you took this on an airplane they would want to check your luggage.

- Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The performance was less then desirable for me. There are only four different vibe levels and they somehow all seemed to be the same intensity with very little difference. The vibrations are located in the shaft of the bullet. The best function was the controller; it was easy to hold and to use. The rest of the bullet, other then the shape, was forgettable. This toy is not too noisy but I would not use in a shared bedroom. This toy is waterproof and you could feel the vibrations even less in the water.

- Not enough variety
- Not very discreet
- Weak

Care and Maintenance

The care for this is easy since it is waterproof. You can use any silicone-friendly cleaner and it can be washed with water. I store this like the rest of my toys, in a safe drawer with all the batteries removed. This toy only takes two AA's. This toy is best used with a water-based lube.

- Easy to clean
- Easy to store

Packaging

There were no instructions with this toy, just a clear box with purple writing telling you how much you will love this toy. There is no reusing the box it came in again unless you want people to know what you bought.

- Minimal
- Not discreet
- Recyclable

Personal comments

I did not find this toy to be enjoyable and would not recommend it to anyone that doesn't like lower vibrations and bulky toys.

Follow-up commentary I still don't like it 1 month after original review

I tried this a few more times and I still find it to be to bulky and not very pleasurable. It still has a very strong plastic smell and that is after a lot of cleaning to try and remove the smell.

I feel that for the size of the bumps on it you should feel them better and I still barely felt them.

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.