This toy is mostly a novelty and a joke gift. It is fairly weak and very floppy. It is fairly wide and very textured all over. It is quite long as well, with about 6 inches of insertable toy, and the controller at the bottom is about the same width. The texture is quite tacky because it's made out of TPE, so I would recommended using a water-based or silicone-based lube, or maybe just a lubed condom. It is both water and silicone lube safe and completely waterproof, so cleaning it is easy; just use warm water and mild soap, or a toy cleaner. It's fairly narrow as well, so it's good for beginners or those looking for an ultra-textured thin toy. For a beginner traditional vibrator is works well. The controller is a simple rotating dial on the side, easy to use and firm enough that it can't be accidentally turned on, so it's also travel safe.

The problem with this toy is that there is no exciting factor beyond the appearance and swirled design. Once it's on it's very boring. It claims to have multiple settings and speeds, but it doesn't change much from low to high. It's great for a softer dildo with a little vibration. It's subtle and relaxing, plus it's waterproof and great in the bath! Highly adorable and full of personality, but not much ummph or power. The power comes from a tiny vibrator at the base near the controller, and that works the entire piece so there is nothing much getting to the tip. But the soft texture and bendable style makes it easy to use in many positions, and it better conforms to a vagina. It is also a decent anal toy. Absolutely use a condom if you try this, because it can't be boiled to clean it. But if you do try it and you happen to be relaxed enough to get the floppy toy into position, it works great because it is so bendable. In this way it works for anal, G-spot, or as a traditional vibrator.

(EDITOR'S NOTE: Due to the lack of a flared or otherwise significantly-sized base, this toy isn't considered safe for anal use.)

The packaging is not at all discreet or really easily reusable. It's a plastic box that takes some fighting to open and close, but storage might otherwise be an issue due to the hair/lint attracting material. Its somewhat tacky material means that it picks up dust well, so clean it before and after every use, and store it somewhere safe and clean.

It's 4.5 inches in diameter, so that works well for beginners or experienced toy owners. It's very easy to use and has had great battery life for me so far. It's very well designed for a woman's body, and works great as a mild and calm traditional vibrator. If you are looking for something earth shattering, maybe this isn't the toy for you, but if you want a starter vibrator with lots of texture and personality, or a novelty toy or gift for a special woman, this might just be perfect.

I find this vibe to be too weak and floppy to actually get the job done. If you are looking for something very mild or a gag gift, this might be for you. But overall, it's pretty underwhelming. It's a relaxing toy, but not that exciting or practical.