Powerful Little Battery Sucker!

This is an excellent first toy, or a great staple to any toy collection. Just keep its batteries well stocked and keep it away from water and you'll find a toy with great settings you'll always want to keep in your purse.
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Pros
5 settings, easy to store, strong vibrations, came with batteries, simple and user friendly.
Cons
Battery guzzling fiend, not-discreet packaging, not waterproof like it claims.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

My partner had the pleasure of trying out this bullet and I had the pleasure of reviewing it.

It's too small for safe insertion, so the best use for this toy was clitorally, although it was very stimulating everywhere. It's quite a powerful bullet for its size and we found it could stimulate nipples and testicles as well.

It'll work best for women, obviously and it's great for masturbation and couples play. We found it too big to insert into the bullet slot of any cock rings, but perhaps you can find some luck with a stretchier cock ring. Its small size makes it great for use in tandem with intercourse and its various settings made it great for teasing and foreplay.

It's definitely not waterproof as it suggested. The seal is not watertight and we are lucky we didn't lose this little guy in the shower.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The outside of this toy is sort of a matte velvety plastic. Although not silicone or squishy, we found it soft enough to be pleasurable. The texture of this toy is absolutely smooth and while it doesn't add any extra stimulation it doesn't get in the way either. This is just sort of a staple vibe---no bells and whistles on the texture or material part.

Again, just to be safe, it's not waterproof. There is no watertight seal so I wouldn't try it in the bath or shower.

This vibe is great for beginners as it was my partner's first vibe. She really enjoyed the experience. We smelled no odor on the toy.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design of this toy is fairly simple. Plastic housing with a motor on the inside that made it buzz. It's a vibrator, not rocket science.

It worked pretty much as well as it was supposed to. Size and form factor were perfect. It's a fairly small toy so it should be easy to hide. She's never had it discovered before. While it's interesting and cutesy, it's fairly obvious that it's a vibrator, so be careful keeping it out.

The armor piercing bullet is great for first-time users as the lack of fancy bells and whistles give it a very easy learning curve.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations came from a motor housed inside the plastic casing. It felt like the vibrations were coming from the tip more so I'd guess that's where the motor is housed. That and the back was the battery compartment.

It came with five settings, adjustable by pressing the button on the bottom of the battery compartment. The first setting was just your standard vibe. The second was a stronger version. The third took it to pulsating. The fourth a strong pulsating setting, and the fifth sort of a mix of the two. It cycled between vibrating and pulsating and was really pretty cool.

The first two settings were the most straight forward. Very simple vibrations. The pulsating required you to get into the rhythm and the final combination setting also required a little bit of adjustment on your rhythm to enjoy, but definitely worked well. The fourth setting, the strong pulsating was definitely my favorite. My partner favored the fifth cycle setting.

It's a decently quiet toy. She managed to use it in a house full of people (with a closed door) with no one being able to tell. However, for its quietness it's a pretty damn strong toy. I don't think I've felt a bullet as strong as it, but as a male I'm not the authority on bullets here.

It's not waterproof, so be careful with that. Also, this thing eats batteries. Maybe it was because we used it a lot but it was a battery guzzler, definitely. We ate through six batteries in maybe three weeks. I don't know if that's standard but it felt like a lot.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Powerful
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

We just wiped the toy down with warm water and soap every time after use. It retained no smell and worked great. Just be careful as it isn't waterproof. Apart from that, cleanup shouldn't be too hard. It should be compatible with all lubes. I don't see why not, as there isn't any silicone. The Edenfantasy's toy wipes also work great with this and make cleanup even easier.

Apart from cleanup it shouldn't be a hassle to take care of. Stash it somewhere no one will think to look and it should be okay. No temperature requirements as long as you're not hiding it in an oven.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
    • Low maintenance.

Packaging

The toy came in a clear plastic box structure. The packaging was not discreet at all, although it was decently pretty. There weren't any naked people on it so I guess it gets points for class. Opening that box, you get a black hard plastic box piece with a little black molded plastic tray with the batteries taped to the bottom and the bullet itself snugly cuddled into the tray. No extra bells and whistles. But the packaging was cute enough as it is. It's too small to be used as gift and storage for anything other than the vibrator itself. However, it excels at that. The toy is very easily repackaged and put back into the box.

No instructions were included but they weren't exactly necessary given the simple nature of the toy. The only instructions were a few details on the outside of the box.
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

We had a lot of fun with it and despite it being a battery guzzling fiend we loved it regardless. Excellent first toy.
Follow-up commentary
This is still our go-to clitoral vibrator. Still a bit of a battery guzzler, but its versatility and price point have made it a serious jewel in our hearts. We highly recommend this little guy. You won't forget him.
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  • Contributor: Beck
    Great review This sounds like a good bullet.
  • Contributor: Miss Anonymous
    Thanks for the review! I enjoyed reading it.
  • Contributor: TheCleansing
    Thanks beck and Miss Nessa.
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    Glad you like this too!
  • Contributor: The Curious Couple
    Very nice review, thanks!
  • Contributor: Holly Hox
    This is pretty. I love the blue color. Great review!
  • Contributor: Bignuf
    Thanks for the great review. I have been looking for a wire free, vaginal bullet to wear in me, when hubby is taking me anally. Sounds like this might do the trick, but it has such MIXED reviews??? Wish it would just take AAA batteries instead of the dreaded watch batteries!!!
  • Contributor: Jake'n'bake
    Great review. That many batteries DOES sound like a ton though, augh.
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    Great review, thank you!
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    Great review, thanks! I'm bummed to hear that this isn't waterproof and takes hard to find batteries.
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    Great review, thanks for sharing!
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    Thank you!
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    thanks for the review !
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