When I found out I was getting my first dual action vibrator|Powder pearl™ eager beaver™ to review, I was ecstatic. I’d never tried one before, but I couldn’t wait. I was prepared to love this new toy!

I was very excited about the Powder Pearl Eager Beaver right up until I pulled it out of the packaging. There was almost no new toy smell, but I almost dropped it, because it was very sticky! I was more than a little grossed out. Luckily, this almost disappeared after a good washing, and it’s no more noticeable now than a jelly toy. However, the damage to my opinion had been done: I was prepared to hate this toy.

I opened the bottom to pop in the batteries, and was annoyed to discover that they don’t label which way to put them in (once I figured out which went where, I marked the inside with a sharpie). However, I was in for a pleasant surprise when I turned it on: it sure packed a punch! And it was so quiet! I gave it a squeeze, and it feels relatively realistic if you can ignore the face, and the beaver really is adorable.

It was time to take this toy for a test drive. I grabbed my favorite lube and hopped into the shower. It took me a moment to lube it up and work it in, but then the beaver hit my sweet spot, and I just about hit the roof! Forget everything bad I ever said about this baby! It took me from zero to sixty in ten seconds. I was in love.

I think I’ll call it Rafael. The beaver is Antonio. Say hello, Antonio.

I was in for another surprise when my boyfriend came home. I introduced him to my new best friends, and he responded me to throwing me down onto the bed and seducing me with them. It wasn’t long before I was screaming and gripping the sheets, and then his tongue joined the beaver. (I highly recommend this, by the way!) He bent the handle downward and pushed the head into my g-spot, and pushed me over the edge. Again, I was left unable to walk from sheer orgasmic bliss.

I was put off at first by this toy, but overall it is absolutely wonderful. The rubber is a lovely, shimmery pale purple, and aside from the person design on the shaft, it feels very lifelike. It’s waterproof, so cleanup is a snap! A little soap and water hides all the evidence of playtime. It’s very porous, so don’t share or use for vaginal and anal use without a condom! The Eager Beaver|Powder pearl™ eager beaver™ comes with a pretty pink satin bag to store it in, too! The Powder Pearl Eager Beaver has wormed its way into my heart, my pussy, and an eternal spot in the top of my toy box.

It really says something about a toy when, over a year later, it's still going strong. There have been periods where I haven't used this toy very often, but I keep coming back to it. Even after sampling premium toys of all kinds of materials, I keep coming back to this humble, silly looking rubber vibrator.

The material has shown no signs of wear or degradation over the months since it arrived. It plays nicely with my rechargeable batteries, unlike some of my more expensive rabbits. I can use whatever lube I want with it. It fits my body, it's got just the right intensity for the kind of ride I want in a rabbit, and the soft, plush rubber just feels so nice.

I have revised my initial impression of the power downward, but it somehow makes a gentler motor more pleasurable than many high-powered toys I've tried. Rabbits can sometimes savagely attack a poor clitoris if they have too much power, whipping them into submission. When I want that kind of power, I'll go pull out something that plugs into a wall. For me, this rabbit remains one that will have to be pried out of my cold, dead hands. Silly face and all.