Oh Bunny, I had such high hopes for you. You looked so pretty in your packaging. Sitting there, promising stimulation and fulfillment. So I took you home with me. But I guess it just wasn't meant to be...

This toy looks great. The silver bullets poking out of the G-spot and clitoral jellylike TPR stimulators are wonderfully shiny and enticing. And with a little encouragement (read: exasperated determination and force) they even stayed in place for five minute bursts.

Which was great actually, because for me, five minutes was all I needed with this toy. The dual stimulation does what it claims to do, and the controllable vibrations got me where I needed to go, and fast.

The G-spot stimulator wasn't ideal for me. But I'm picky when it comes to G-spot toys, and try not to sing the praises of anything that isn't 100%. Of course, just because it wasn't for me (and I like 'em thick, long and pounding) doesn't mean it won't be for you, and doesn't mean you won't be able to find a way to use this toy to get off.

The intensity of the vibrations were such that I didn't even need to use a lubricant. But if I had needed to, it pleases me that the material could handle either a water or silicone based lube.

The plastic bullets themselves, whilst working fine with a little lubricant on them, are not as waterproof as you might hope. If you are planning on a lot of lubricant being involved with your play, think about covering the Insatiable Bunny with some protective wet weather gear. (IE. a condom!)

This little bunny has minimal smell that I imagine would wear off after it spent enough time out of it's packet, or after a few good cleanings. Don't try and boil the bunny, it will respond better to a warm water rinse with a little anti-bacterial soap.

Now, here is the sad part of my tale with the Insatiable Bunny. After only having courted the little fella a few times before, and with a few glasses of red in me, I sat down for a little dirty movie and bunny-banging action. What I hadn't realized was just how weak the bunny was (or how hard I play, for that matter) and after a 30 minute session of straddling the bunny on a chair and rocking that dual vibration with reckless abandon - the TPR had split! Almost completely! The G-spot stimulator is quite heavy, and the base of the toy is quite small. It wasn't designed with such vigorous use in mind, clearly, as the base and G-spot stimultor had split away from one another.

So in to the bin went the Insatiable Bunny's TPR component (the jelly-like outer part), but the bullets have stayed, and have proven themselves to be plenty of fun in their own right (dual vaginal and anal vibrations? Yes please!). Of course, having not purchased the toy as 'two attached vibrating bullets', I am still disappointed with the short life span of the Insatiable Bunny, whose appetite for raucous masturbation was obviously not as insatiable as mine!