Please my G!

This is a great, classic G-spot vibrator. I would definitely recommend it to a G-spot beginner or to someone looking for a fairly powerful and rumbly toy at a steal of a price. It's not perfect, but definitely exceeded my expectations!
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Pros
Looks good, velvety feel, powerful functions, G-spot curve, easy to use
Cons
Small imperfection on curve
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

Nick Hawk is the star of the TV show, Gigolos. This is one of the several toys from his new line. It is a G-spot vibrator in design, and preforms well. It is of course great for G-spot as well as the clitoris and nipples. I don't think this would be a good anal toy since it lacks a flared base, but anal play isn't my thing anyway. This would be a great toy for someone interested in exploring G-spot stimulation. More advanced users might be underwhelmed if they have used very similar toys. I'm a huge fan of G-spot play but have never really had a G-spot vibrator, only dildos, so this was a good experience.

It's relatively quiet and waterproof, so use it wherever you please! This is also a great clit vibe during sex because the length and slight curve at the end make it easy to reach the clitoris without having your hands in the way of a strap-on or penis. This would also make a good gift for a fan of the TV show.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Nightstand Please G is made of ABS hard plastic with a PU coating. I think it's one of the most smooth and velvety PU coated toys I've felt. The push button is the only flexible part and it's made of silicone. The rest of the toy is completely rigid. It has no smell or taste out of the package. If you like lots of texture this probably won't impress you. Fans of smooth G-spot toys will love the feel of this. There is a slight seam but it's not rough or detectable during use and won't get gunky. Mine has a small imperfection on the inside curve but it's not noticeable either.
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

This is a very classic G-spot vibrator design. This one feels like it is very sturdy and well made. This definitely isn't a large toy and won't make you feel full, but it is easy to manoeuvre, so you can easily reach the G-spot. It's 7 1/2" long and 6" of that is insertable. It's 1" in diameter. The curve is about 1 1/2" tall. Beginners won't have a problem using this. Advanced users who don't mind smaller girths will enjoy this as well.

The G-spot can be easily reached because of the curve. The G-spot can take a lot of pressure, and though this isn't the Pure Wand, it does stroke the G-spot well when you apply a moderate amount of pressure.
I wouldn't say this is discreet since it definitely looks like a sex toy. It is, however, easy to hide in a sock drawer or bedside table. The box has a picture of Nick Hawk on it and is not discreet either. I wouldn't carry this toy in my purse, but taking it on a trip or checking it in my luggage wouldn't be an issue. I also have to say that I love the deep purple color. It also has a contrasting black band around the push button. I love it when toys aren't pink!
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

I was surprised with the power and functions of this toy. The vibrations are located towards the end of the shaft, just before the curve and carry throughout the whole toy. It has 7 functions of vibrations as follows:
1: Low steady vibration
2: Medium steady vibration
3: High steady vibration
4: Fast escalating pulses
5: Steady pulses
6: Roller coaster
7: 3 quick pulses repeating

The vibrations are fairly rumbly, especially on the lower speeds. It's buzzier at the highest speed but still rumbly. I'm not a huge fan of functions, but these ones are pretty good, since there aren't long annoying pauses between pulses. I still prefer straight vibration, though.

The battery cap screws on and off easily. 2 AA batteries power the toy, and the button on the end turns it on. You can cycle through the functions continuously. To turn the toy off, hold down the button for 3 seconds. It starts on low every time you turn it on and won't remember the last function used.

This isn't the quietest toy, but it's not loud either. Depending on your door, it may be able to be heard through it. A fan or music will cover it up easily. This is a waterproof toy and held up well in the shower. The o-ring on this is really nice.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

Hard plastic toys are super easy to care for. I wipe mine down with toy cleaner and a washcloth, but you can also use mild antibacterial soap and water. I store mine with other hard plastic toys in a toy box. The box is small enough to use for long term storage if you wish. Any kind of lube you like will work well with this, but I find water based is sufficient.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Herzer
    Nice review. Thanks.
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Great review.
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