Ok, I'll admit it. When I first say this vibe I was a bit startled. It's big. It's oddly colored and swirly. It's squishy. But overall, this isn't a bad vibe. The coloring has really grown on me, it has a kind of tye dye vibe to it.



At 8" long, and a 7" insertable length, this may not be for beginners. You be the judge on if it fits the bill for you. Funky has a diameter of 1 1/2" to 2", so it certainly delivers when it comes to girth. It has a basic control knob on the bottom, with vibrations increasing the more you turn the knob. This toy has a lot of flexibility to it, you can bend this in half quite easily. You can also squish this down to about half of it's diameter if you squeeze it. If you like a firm toy, this vibe isn't for you.





The vibrations of this toy are very similar to any basic traditional vibrator out there. They are more of a rumble than a buzz. I would rank it as average, as far as power is concerned. It lacks the intensity of some of the more high powered vibrators out there, but it isn't a weakling. This toy works equally well for clitoral stimulation and internal play, but you aren't going to get as strong a vibration if you use the tip of it for clit play. The veined appearance and texture add to the experience, especially when thrusting the toy.

The packaging is far from discreet, as you can see in the picture. It is a basic clamshell, but you can store the toy in there if you like. The packaging has very little information, covering size and the fact that it's a Jelly toy, but little else. It takes 2 AA batteries.



Funky is a PVC (Jelly) toy, so it is porous, and it has some care issues. You can't sterilize it by boiling, so you can't share it unless you use a condom. It picks up lint, hair and anything else it comes in contact with. It cleans up with warm water and soap, or a toy cleaner. You really will need to store it in a storage bag or some sort of container to limit the amount of lint it collects. Water or Silicone based lubes are okay to use on Jelly toys. This toy is waterproof, but I don't know that I would trust it in the tub. In the shower it works fine.

Even though I shy away from this material in toys these days, this toy is still a winner. It's one of those surprise toys that does more for you than you would think. No complaints!