Rockets, bullets, and...

Well, the truth is that if you have a pocket rocket or a vibrating bullet/egg, then you don't need anything else to make you say, "oh my." Shay's Lil Pink Elephant by California Exotic is no exception. After a session with this baby elephant, you'll be flying over the Yellow Brick Road straight to the Wizard of Orgasm! However, I must admit that I was skeptical at first. Bullets I've purchased previously have had an extremely short shelf life. So, when I checked the stats on the Elephant and saw that it was only $17.99, I wondered how long it would last; otherwise, the product looked awesome. With a soft jelly coating and a controller connected by a 30" cord, I knew the Elephant and I would be having some fun times ahead.

When I received the Elephant, I was immediately pleased with how easy it is to use; just insert two AA batteries into the controller, either place the bullet against your clit or inside your vagina, and use the wheel to control the vibration level. The vibe level ranges from a gentle tremor to a heavy-hitter, and it's fun to roll the wheel back and forth to vary the vibration speed. Now, in my personal opinion, the elephant does little to stimulate me when used internally - you don't have the option of thrusting or rotating.

However, when I used the Elephant on my clit, my perspective changed entirely. I positioned the Elephant so that the tip of its trunk hit my clit spot-on. As I upped the vibration level, my body went into overdrive, and I couldn't believe how many sensations this Lil Pink Elephant was causing. First off, I got wet faster than I ever have before, so it was easy to switch to my favorite vibrator without going through any annoying lube application. Then, I found that as I squeezed my legs together, the Elephant felt even more powerful. Automatically, my hips started thrusting up and down, causing the little trunk to rub my clit in exactly the right way. Then, to vary my session of self-lovin,' I turned the Elephant the other direction so that the trunk tickled my perineum. This didn't rock my world the same way as the trunk/clit combination did, but it definitely gave some new sensations to add to my orgasm arsenal.

Now, for a few side notes: To keep the Elephant in tip-top vibrating condition, you will have to change the batteries frequently; probably every ten uses. Also, make sure not to leave it on for too long; 20-25 minutes at the max. Smaller toys like bullets and rockets have small motors that are prone to overheating. If the bullet is warm or hot to your touch, then switch to another toy so that it can cool down. Believe me, this is one toy you do not want to be without simply because you burned up its motor. So, play safe, and prepare to have a Big O with a Lil Elephant.