Disappointment has a new look, and it’s pink and bumpy. Immediately upon opening the plastic bag my new toy was tucked into I knew this wasn’t going to be a good one. I pulled the flimsy controller out and unraveled the long black cord leading to the small, hard 3 bump vibrator. I was disgusted right off the bat. The sides of the controller have grooved black grippy plastic on them, and the plastic was stickier than a honey jar. The controller literally stuck so hard to my hand it wouldn’t come off when shaken. I assumed this residue was from the packing so I began scrubbing at it with a wet paper towel, but found this was no use. I gave up on cleaning the controller and got to loading the AAA batteries into the holster.

I was still excited to finally have a solid compact G-spot curved toy to try out, as I have been searching for one to tickle my fancy and fit my budget. Immediately after inserting the toy I found its next fatal flaw–it is way too small! The three bumps seemed quite pronounced when I took the toy out, but they were not noticeable once inside. I sighed and turned the dial on the controller till the vibrations turned on. I was greeted with a cell phone on a hollow surface vibrate mode sound, without the bone shaking jolts. I growled and cranked the dial as high as it would go. I was met with the final blow of disappointment. There was no difference in vibration from a low setting to a high setting. The sound seemed to change slightly, but nothing more. I threw the toy to the floor and grabbed my tried and true I-Rabbit and finished the job.

This can hardly be considered a G-spot vibrator. It barely reaches that area for me, but I suppose it may be novel for a beginner. It was nice to have a toy made of solid plastic, this made it easy to clean, but the pros ended there. Don’t waste your money on this little guy, try out some curved toys from the Doc Johnson Lucid Dreams line. They are affordable and come in a huge array of curves, you are sure to find one that fits you just right.