The Dream Maker Nocturnal Emission is a highly fitting name for a vibrator such as this. If there was ever a rabbit vibrator made specifically for nocturnal pleasure, here it is, designed to fulfill just about every vibrating pleasure that could lull you into erotic ecstasy.

The Dream Maker is exactly 10” long (5” of it is insertable), packing plenty of meaty girth and thickness with its slick and soft, but firm, TPR material. Naturally, there is a bullet encased around a clitoral stimulator shaped as a bunny. The tip of the vibe is curved upwards as if three fingers are performing a “come hither’ motion. Inside the shaft are sixteen discs (they seem to be shaped like stars!) that fluidly gyrate to a clockwise rhythm, which in turn makes the entire shaft of the vibe wiggle and wag left to right. There are numerous speeds and functions to play with (supposedly over 600 combinations), and the clitoral-pleasuring bunny alone has 5 speeds and 5 functions (talk about multi-tasking!). The flashiest thing of all, literally, is the sapphire blue L.E.D. lights that are dotted on a star symbol on the control pad. It is cute, flashy, youthful, entertaining, and sure is pretty and even sexy.

Make sure you have plenty of AAA batteries at hand; you will need four of them. After packing all those batteries in, one naturally will have fun by just exploring how this bad boy actually works alone. There are seven buttons; with three on the left, three on the right, and one in the center for turning it on. The first four buttons circled around the main power button are used to either lessen or intensify the speed of the vibrator. The other two buttons are used to explore the vibration functions of the toy itself. The only way I can describe the vibrations is that there are a lot of pulsating rhythms, a lot of speed, a lot of fluid motion, a lot of sound and noise, and a lot of other action going on in the shaft as the discs seem to twist and turn as if they each have a mind of their own.

When I first slid this baby into my wet and juicy pussy (I used water-based lubricant; you can also use silicone-based), in a strange way, I was confused about what exactly I was feeling with so many speeds and functions going on inside of me, but indeed, one can’t help but light up with pleasure just like the little twinkling L.E.D. lights on the control pad. I thought I was going to be in for quite an explosion, but as I played and twittered with the buttons, I was slightly disappointed by how the shaft itself didn’t actually vibrate. Even with all the loud noise, buzz, and beeps, there was no immediate wow-factor. Although I loved how much the discs inside the shaft did so many things all at once, internally I couldn’t really feel every motion that the vibe was creating. Yet, my body kept on twitching with pleasure and my pussy got rather wet, rather quickly. The Dream Maker was doing its job, but not as well as it seems to promise. It wasn't as strong as I liked; it boasted more noise than action. I’m not 100% convinced that there are really 600 functions to choose from, but indeed with each press of a button a lot of movement was going on, but not a lot of oomph was really there, or could be felt internally.

The main power lies in the clitoral pleasure bunny; it pretty much steals the show from the moment it tickles that pleasure button. The bullet inside of it vibrates rather strongly and loudly, enough to make one explode in a matter of minutes, if not seconds. The five speed functions inside of the bullet ranges from a straight vibration, to a pulsating vibration, a thumping vibration, a mixture of an escalating/pulsating vibration, and ultimately a very blast-off like speed vibration that will take you straight to the moon.

Ultimately, does the Dream Maker deliver? Not as much as advertised, but still satisfying nonetheless. Rarely do you find THE perfect rabbit vibrator; this one is no exception. TPR is an iffy-material; it is not the easiest to clean, it collects dust, and requires a condom if you want to share it with a partner. The toy itself is cleverly designed and tries to be as versatile as possible, but it is definitely a hit and miss. Nonetheless, one should definitely give the Dream Maker a go, but don’t expect to be entirely blown way.