I was intrigued by the Pearl Dreams Pleaser by California Exotic Novelties, because of it being a triple stimulator. I thought hey, that could be quite fun! Boy, was I wrong.

When I got the package I quickly opened it, and put the battery in so that I could get a feel for how powerful it would be, etc. The battery insertion was easy enough, but when I pushed the button to turn it on, nothing. Turns out there was a rolled up piece of plastic in the battery shaft that had to be removed.

Also there was an extra piece of paper in the packaging about how to insert the batteries...it was really generic, which made me think maybe it is used for all of their products, I'm not really sure. It also had a note on the information about batteries/diagrams that made absolutely no sense to me.

"Keep the battery sheet inside the product. It allows you to receive more fun when use." (That is typed the way it was written, even with the grammar error, where it should say in use.) I really don't know how you could have put a piece of paper down inside of the product, and it would have made it be more fun!

The product is made out of TPR and it is nice feeling to the touch. It was easy to insert as well. It was small and discreet. It was lightweight and felt nice. It also looked interesting, and unlike any vibrator I'd really seen before.

When it was inside of me, I turned it on, and there is like a "jump" between the two cycles, and even when you turn it on and off. The "jump" really took away from things. There are two speeds, and neither one of them were very powerful for me when the vibe was inside of me.

The two simulators (built onto the shaft) which were supposed to be for your clit and your anus. Well, they did NOTHING. They were just there; they barely even vibrated at all. I was pretty disappointed. Also, the stimulator reached my clit kind of, but not the anus at all.

The stimulator part does come off, which is a good thing in my opinion, because it then turns into a pretty awesome bullet vibe. I used to it to stimulate my clit, and my, how the tables turned.

I think maybe if you didn't have a lot of experience with vibes and you were just starting out, this vibe might do the trick for you. It isn't all bad, and it has the right idea. It just didn't work out well for me.

I also feel if this was used for foreplay, and not just trying to get yourself off on your own, you might have a little bit more success than I did.