I hope to one day give a solidly awesome review of an FF toy. For now, I'll shop for less expensive knock-offs that won't make me regret my purchase when they peter out after a year.

I really like the Patchy Paul, even though I wish it had a more versatile and powerful motor, but I can appreciate what it’s giving me, especially since it easily doubles as a dildo. The shape is perfect for easy penetration while having the possibility of having powerful thrusts with it, if that's what you like. It might not be a toy I recommend as a first toy, but once you have a little bit of experience and want to try a g-spot vibrator, it's worth it.

This is a great toy for beginner G spotting. The head is shaped perfectly to help you find it, and the plush silicone is the perfect firmness for most (flexible yet firm) Silicone can be sanitized and is easy to clean and store, making Patchy Paul II an all around winner.

Patchy Paul is cute, fun, whimsical and eye catchingly colored, with strong, deep, rumble-y vibrations that travel thru the dense silicone wonderfully. Easy to turn yet not easy to accidentally nudge dial is super adjustable for just the right vibrations and it runs for a long, long time on two AA batteries. Paul is another Fun Factory win.

Personally, this item was disappointing because it didn't last long. However, if it had lasted, this would have been one of my favorite toys, which I definitely would have used daily.

If you're looking for adorable, this may be what you're looking for. However, if you're like me and want to get the most for your hard-earned money, you can get toys with more functionality and features for less money.

I felt this toy was fabulous and certainly worth the price I paid. If your looking for a good toy that will get you off over and over again, then I recommend this vibrator!

It's not as exciting as it appears. But it may be good for a beginner who wants to have a cute or stylish vibrator.

Toy has a wonderfully strong motor. Works great as a g-spot vibrator and a clitoral vibrator. Angled head reaches the g-spot very easily. This same feature makes it a wonderful clitoral vibrator. Dial that adjusts the speed is a little loose and the battery compartment is a bit annoying, but neither drawback is enough of an annoyance to detract from the overall experience of this great vibe.

I like Paul. I really do. But he just doesn't have what it takes to get the job done. He needs some time at the gym, build his strength up. Maybe a protein diet?

Overall not worth the expense. It's fun to use, but too expensive for all the noise and the difficulty of maneuvering.

Then came the best position, which was squatting down in front of a full length mirror and plunging the toy in and out of me until I had a lovely, wet G-spot orgasm.