I admit that I was drawn to the Paris Duckie strictly out of my love for pink girly stuff, and it really doesn't get cuter than a pink duck with a Swarovski crystal nose stud and feather boa-très chic! So if you like pretty or unusual things; this one's for you.

Aside from letting out a high pitched "aaaaawwwww" when I pulled it from its sexy packaging, I was a little surprised by how heavy and big it was-at least for the dirty play that I had in mind for it! I also wasn't too keen on needing to unscrew the battery compartment door, but since it is supposed to be waterproof, I guess it's necessary.

I turned it on and was impressed by the strength of the vibration-you go Duckie! But picturing taking it into bed and having my way with it just didn't appeal to me, so I did the obvious, and saved it for bath time. Once in the bath, and after laughing hysterically because I supposed to be a grown up who was taking a second bath that day strictly to jerk off with a rubber duckie, I started to experiment with her by rubbing each end of her against me to see what would feel best. Here's what I found; the end of the tail and the beak are the only parts small enough for specific clit play. I found the vibration to be too "heavy" if that makes sense-not too intense-just too heavy. I did find that using the duckie's 'breast' area did the trick to get me aroused initially because I was able to glide it over my entire body. Its size was just right for rubbing over my entire soaped up pussy which is a plus. I personally found that it worked best as a back/body massager, (as it was apparently intended to be) rather than an I-need-to-have-an-orgasm-right-this-second sorta' toy.

It's possible that as an admitted sex toy addict, I just need something a little more specific to get my clit off. At least my Paris Duckie is cute, funny and a conveniently located (and inconspicuous!) treat for any house guests who want to enjoy a bath while here. The fact that it can be used in the bath makes it especially sanitary, which is also great, since after a long hot bath and an orgasm, the last thing you feel like doing is getting up to clean the sticky sex toy!

I have used it a few times now and each time I seem to find it easier to maneuver, so I am hoping that practice makes perfect. Though it still hasn't fully gotten me off the way I crave; I still give it a four star for being the perfect toy for getting me in the mood by making all of my other 2000 parts feel so good! She really knows how to glide over a gal!